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LEGENDARY CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Grr. Arg.”
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Largest Populations: 489th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,556th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,732nd
33.351 billion Testlandians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 39thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 417th
20.1b6,630t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Je me révolte donc nous sommes.”
Most Influential: 76th Most Inclusive: 198th Least Corrupt Governments: 205th
10.329 billion Continentalists. Smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET”
Largest Insurance Industry: 209th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 226th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 249th
26.231 billion Onderkelkians. Smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Let Us Cling Together”
Lowest Crime Rates: 34thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st
15.1b4,195t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Peace through the Ship”
Most Pacifist: 697th Most Scientifically Advanced: 781st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 842nd
9.377 billion Anglo-Americans. Keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
Most Stationary: 5th Most Efficient Economies: 372nd Largest Mining Sector: 444th
32.957 billion Layartebians. Anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Liberty. Peace. Fun”
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,064thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,129thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,337th
18.2b4,588t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“What time we recording the motto? Wait, is that mike on”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 289th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 354th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 377th
16.71 billion Arcologians. Enslaved workforce, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
Anarchy
“What's New”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 117th Most Pro-Market: 117th Largest Populations: 2,402nd
25.824 billion Vayians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“ give us cake or we'll bite your nuts ”
Largest Populations: 1,488th Largest Gambling Industry: 3,978th Highest Economic Output: 9,465th
29.397 billion Nut Biting Chimpsians. Complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“für unser Reich, unser Kaiser und für unser Vaterland !”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,645thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,139th
11.8b2,652t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Sila cherez Yedinstvo, Yedinstvo cherez Veru.”
Most Inclusive: 369th Most Compassionate Citizens: 577th Best Weather: 580th
7.648 billion Holoskans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“To reach the stars and beyond!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 175th Largest Retail Industry: 243rd Rudest Citizens: 252nd
3.909 billion Wunderstrafanstaltians. Pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“One State, One Law, One People”
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,555th Least Corrupt Governments: 4,388th Largest Publishing Industry: 4,662nd
13.33 billion Charellians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Don't Recruit Me”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 181st Highest Drug Use: 192nd Most Politically Free: 278th
9.812 billion ZJians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Long live Idoho”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 392nd Most Devout: 472nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 884th
10.137 billion Idohoans. Public floggings, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Hail whoever's the current prime minister!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 926th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,270th Largest Populations: 1,848th
27.901 billion Estonia3ians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“All I have is my paintings...”
Nudest: 805th Most Stationary: 4,776th Largest Populations: 16,037th
11.222 billion Painterians. Enforced nudity, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
Corporate Bordello
“Grand”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,321st Most Stationary: 8,049th Most Politically Free: 8,397th
9.711 billion Malabians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
Democratic Socialists
“This machine kills fascists. ”
Most Stationary: 6,591st
9.468 billion 51st Revolutionary Worker Councilians. Compulsory military service and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“You Stand Where You Sit”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,656th
11.2b394t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nulli Expugnabilis Hosti”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,172ndSafest: 4,214thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,366th
7.46b718t
Anarchy
“Peace and Justice”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,877th Most Politically Free: 2,283rd Most Pro-Market: 2,540th
4.308 billion Barbeauans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipia”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,594thLargest Black Market: 5,132nd
4.15b628t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Socialists
“Recline Upon The Throne Of The Heart”
Highest Drug Use: 1,351stMost Income Equality: 2,473rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,842nd
3.65b46.5t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We like coffee”
Nudest: 327th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,956th Largest Publishing Industry: 3,604th
18.427 billion CoffeeSqueezeans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Growth, liberation and vacation time.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,340th Largest Populations: 5,782nd Least Corrupt Governments: 7,449th
18.226 billion China White Dreamlandians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Aus Fahrt!”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,177th Largest Populations: 9,190th Most Stationary: 13,835th
14.558 billion The Black Bavarians. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Like Sands through the Hourglass, Days of Future Pass”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,329th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,350th Largest Populations: 3,866th
21.717 billion Past is Prologueans. Anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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