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LEGENDARY CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
34.933 billion Richly Blended Peopleses. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“What you see in yourself is what you see in the world.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 38th Most Cheerful Citizens: 96th Nicest Citizens: 100th
12.652 billion Carrasastovans. Daily referendums, state-planned economy, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“It's All Good!”
Least Corrupt Governments: 92nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 175th Most Cultured: 251st
15.998 billion Radicals. Unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Freedom, Peace, Justice, and Prosperity!”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 540th Most Advanced Public Transport: 547th Largest Welfare Programs: 642nd
14.645 billion wikings. Daily referendums, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare.
Capitalist Paradise
“Capital of Silcon Valley”
Most Subsidized Industry: 126th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 221st
12.929 billion San Joseans. Unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Greed is good.”
12.365 billion Great One Davidians. Ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalizt
“Fairness is our policy”
18.287 billion Caninopeans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Lisse Mand!”
Largest Populations: 916th Safest: 1,293rd Best Weather: 1,310th
31.623 billion Yasaberai. Frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“This is why we can't have nice things!”
Largest Populations: 65th Healthiest Citizens: 328th Best Weather: 426th
34.744 billion Teddymanians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Hostigada por los fiscales y el estado paralelo”
Largest Gambling Industry: 120th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 226th Highest Crime Rates: 303rd
14.748 billion Romrlans. Aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“pigs is yer style”
Largest Publishing Industry: 78th Most Influential: 86th Most Cheerful Citizens: 332nd
28.41 billion Sybaritic Socialistsians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Love it or die!”
Largest Black Market: 277th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 945th
17.251 billion Xanthiians. Strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“The hope lies within tomorrow.”
Largest Retail Industry: 440th Largest Insurance Industry: 623rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 804th
5.802 billion Gaiostritans. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We always forget the name of our nation for a reason!”
8.302 billion Sreshlaztokovikhs. National health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Through Strength, Victory.”
7.733 billion Altegonnians. Anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Choose wise!”
Most Extreme: 173rd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,174th Highest Drug Use: 1,199th
6.228 billion Dead Flagians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Onward, Upward, Outward.”
Most Inclusive: 90th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 156th Most Compassionate Citizens: 169th
6.226 billion Metallicans. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
Moralistic Democracy
“All Power to the Union”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 570th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 936th Highest Poor Incomes: 962nd
5.532 billion Fascistisk Citizens. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Vitam Sine Timore Vive”
3.836 billion Este Sine Metuans. Ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You can't win”
3.268 billion Nediarians. Strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“One People, One Nation, One Culture, One Destiny”
Most Efficient Economies: 425th Best Weather: 1,080th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,667th
16.8 billion Shieldholmians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We are together, we are unified”
Most Rebellious Youth: 896th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,256th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,402nd
28.774 billion Umma-Gummen. Barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Anarchy
“Enumerator”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 54th Highest Drug Use: 62nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 81st
10.402 billion YSians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Mother Knows Best State
“Whatever it takes”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,784th Largest Populations: 11,528th Highest Crime Rates: 11,965th
13.061 billion Anglinians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Look for the Bear necessities...”
Most Stationary: 1,866th Largest Gambling Industry: 3,995th Most Politically Free: 6,440th
14.556 billion Bears. Museums and concert halls and frequent executions.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Guds hjlp, Folkets krlighed, Danmarks styrke”
Most Stationary: 1,433rd Largest Populations: 6,517th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7,711th
17.131 billion Kongeriget Danmarktingians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Stationary: 2,726th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,691st Largest Populations: 11,324th
13.162 billion Fatuous Maximusians. Compulsory military service.
Capitalizt
“Rise Up!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 612th Highest Crime Rates: 703rd Most Armed: 793rd
12.425 billion 02ians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Where words fail, music speaks.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 578th Least Corrupt Governments: 693rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,177th
10.343 billion Equestrians. Keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Ciutat de Mallorca”
Most Stationary: 5,705th
8.35 billion Z-Palmen. Punitive income tax rates and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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