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12.87 USS Monitor's trades...
USS Monitor's Deck
USS Monitor has 83 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Vote early, vote often.”
34.893 billion Ballons. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We pawn n00bs”
25.891 billion Zwangzugians. Ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Semper Virens”
26.572 billion Ransites. Vat-grown people, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Will class angle for labour vouchers”
7.976 billion Caracasusians. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Freedom Forever”
7.533 billion crewmen. Frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“Knowing is beginning”
7.177 billion Archivists. Unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Free of blood!”
10.033 billion Tokorans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Anarchy
“I'm wooling to go out on a lamb”
34.55 billion Blaatschapenians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Scientia Potentia Est”
24.251 billion United Dependenciesians. Smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Scientia Potentia Est”
24.251 billion United Dependenciesians. Smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Carpe Jugulum”
19.212 billion binarians. Anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Honoring The Best Strains In The World”
12.381 billion High Times Cannabis Cupians. Ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Furthermore, I am a bell end”
25.33 billion utter morons. Strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Aequalitas et Iustitia”
12.354 billion Estrenians. Frequent executions, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Freedom for all”

3.739 billion 19th Century people. Public floggings, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Naturally Superior.”
2.065 billion Dominion Citizens. Triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Corporate Police State
“Otherwise known as the Germans”
21.718 billion Germans. Avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Eendraght Maeckt Maght”
13.451 billion Fourteen United Netherlandsians. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Merry Christmas and Happy New Year”
28.9 billion Melanie Longers. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Merry Christmas and Happy New Year”
28.9 billion Melanie Longers. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Day Job”
11.051 billion Maple Sunriseans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Making the impossible, possible.”
18.14 billion Newmanistanians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Skin on Skin, let the love begin”
12.044 billion CNFOians. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“First in Flight”
11.628 billion Tarheelers. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
11.409 billion Ericsenians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For the glory of the Motherland!”
11.355 billion New Russians. Strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Aslovaniūs cūos Lomit”
10.49 billion Ixiceans. Complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Shippin' Up to Boston”
9.416 billion Sox Fans. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE