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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Audi, Vide, Tace”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 159th Lowest Crime Rates: 370th Most Corrupt Governments: 658th
18.515 billion Imperials. Digital currency, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Operating over ten years with the same motto! ...Wait -”
Largest Black Market: 156th Highest Economic Output: 350th Most Stationary: 442nd
33.263 billion Morganites. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Sometimes you gotta stop and enjoy the small things.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 58th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162nd Most Secular: 230th
3.811 billion Reformed Algebrans. Ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Peace”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 90th Highest Drug Use: 99th Most Politically Free: 136th
10.049 billion ODians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Thirsty Thursdays are half price!”
Most Stationary: 2,539th Largest Black Market: 7,165th Largest Populations: 7,418th
16.113 billion Slippery Noodle Innians. State-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Together”
Most Stationary: 5,638th
10.45 billion We Are Oneans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
Nudest: 476th Least Corrupt Governments: 15,832nd Most Politically Free: 16,739th
6.235 billion Benevolents. Complete lack of prisons, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“The Sweetest Place in Ooo”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,779th Most Secular: 10,443rd Lowest Crime Rates: 10,852nd
4.757 billion Candy People. Anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Flat Earthers Unite”
Rudest Citizens: 642nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,319th Largest Retail Industry: 1,518th
2.45 billion Worldwindians. Keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Daring to try”
Largest Populations: 9,916th Largest Black Market: 13,479th Most Stationary: 14,508th
13.947 billion Jamie Flanzians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Liquidity Is Next To Godliness”
15.199 billion Paid Forians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“De cælo, agros ad mare”
Largest Publishing Industry: 992nd Most Subsidized Industry: 2,082nd Nicest Citizens: 2,169th
11.019 billion Sjtians. Smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,125th
6.795 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Libertarian Police State
“We achieve freedom through order.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,093rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,430th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,543rd
4.747 billion Tetrians. Infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“It's worth it.”
2.442 billion Mayonnaisians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Bordello
“Ave Hominum”
Most Armed: 875th Rudest Citizens: 1,221st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,626th
5.122 billion Olimpiadans. Compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords.
Democratic Socialists
“Harley and Ivy forever”
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,640th Most Devout: 4,717th Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,046th
4.829 billion Quinnians. Avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In Peace Vigilance. In War Victory. In Death Sacrifice.”
Most Average: 2,767th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,359th
4.416 billion Grey Hawk IIians. Burgeoning leopard population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Forent vi står, dividert med Null”
3.914 billion Antallanders. Complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Striving for Perfection”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 96th Most Influential: 636th Rudest Citizens: 1,233rd
2.897 billion Sakaryatans. Vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“the letter”
1.054 billion the letter. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Virtus Unita Fortior”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,552nd Largest Publishing Industry: 7,793rd Most Rebellious Youth: 12,727th
9.709 billion Encamp-ians. Museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Order and Strength.”
Most Stationary: 8,530th Most Influential: 12,711th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,280th
9.753 billion Salusis. Avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Daleks reign Supreme! All hail the Daleks!”
Most Authoritarian: 5,438th Most Extreme: 12,171st Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,386th
8.485 billion Paradigm of the Daleksians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Unity through diversity”
8.157 billion Ysbalians. Stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Um Frieden zu Schaffen ”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,815th Most Average: 16,150th
6.731 billion Eisernen. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“We shall rule”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,076th
2.702 billion Indrovians. Compulsory military service and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“A People That Will Forever Endure - Freedom and Justice”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,879th Most Primitive: 10,235th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,420th
5.241 billion Hasielians. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“No no no, it's NERO-mancer, not necromancer...”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,661st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,127th Largest Black Market: 7,697th
5.111 billion Neromancers. Smutty television, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Liberty”
Most Average: 2,760th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,005th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,134th
4.464 billion Lbians. Burgeoning Elephant population.
SEASON ONE
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