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8.76 Troltovia's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You'd be home if you lived here.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th Best Weather: 211th Most Beautiful Environments: 426th
30.09 billion Loud Mimesians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You'd be home if you lived here.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th Best Weather: 211th Most Beautiful Environments: 426th
30.09 billion Loud Mimesians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Anarchy
“💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑”
Rudest Citizens: 5th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th
11.36 billion Workers. Otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Trols of the world, unite!”
Most Advanced Public Education: 13th Most Developed: 17th Most Advanced Public Transport: 24th
12.545 billion Trols. Free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Trols of the world, unite!”
Most Advanced Public Education: 13th Most Developed: 17th Most Advanced Public Transport: 24th
12.545 billion Trols. Free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Trols of the world, unite!”
Most Advanced Public Education: 13th Most Developed: 17th Most Advanced Public Transport: 24th
12.545 billion Trols. Free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Where corporations act as political parties.”
Largest Populations: 137th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 170th Highest Economic Output: 317th
34.43 billion Futurans. Flagrant waste-dumping, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“United we stand, divided we fall”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 452nd Most Beautiful Environments: 533rd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 548th
6.969 billion Fennoscandians. Museums and concert halls, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Worship the Banner or be destroyed!”
Most Influential: 8th Lowest Crime Rates: 178th Highest Average Tax Rates: 183rd
24.807 billion Clarians. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Worship the Banner or be destroyed!”
Most Influential: 8th Lowest Crime Rates: 178th Highest Average Tax Rates: 183rd
24.807 billion Clarians. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“In hoc signo vinces”
Largest Mining Sector: 12th Most Primitive: 145th Most Devout: 226th
30.11 billion Byzantians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“In hoc signo vinces”
Largest Mining Sector: 12th Most Primitive: 145th Most Devout: 226th
30.11 billion Byzantians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Veritas et Virtus”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 298th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 493rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 558th
10.694 billion Keventlions. Deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Deux langues, une peuple, une nation”
10.464 billion Fascesians. Aversion to nipples, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“To live and live no more”
3.791 billion Homedonians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“To live and live no more”
3.791 billion Homedonians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Jutro bedzie lepiej”
Most Influential: 104th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 556th Most Subsidized Industry: 592nd
21.614 billion Lovisans. Otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Distance is no obstruction to unity.”
Most Stationary: 569th Largest Populations: 1,368th Highest Drug Use: 2,315th
29.839 billion Elsanis. Irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“This Moast bruwt and beastly shire in ooale realm”
Most Influential: 204th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,188th Largest Welfare Programs: 3,794th
18.805 billion Yellabellies. Daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Dare to try”
Most Stationary: 8,041st Largest Populations: 11,309th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,003rd
13.17 billion Zazil Halians. Burgeoning deer population.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Paz.”
Most Stationary: 5,498th
10.6 billion Angolans. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“State”
Most Stationary: 5,554th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,448th Least Corrupt Governments: 13,545th
10.469 billion Russikaya Amerikans. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Navigare necesse est, vivere non est necesse”
3.426 billion Hansa. Public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 2,163rd Most Stationary: 11,852nd
6.39 billion SoM-1ians. Burgeoning Laughing swordfish population.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“د دښته کې زده هغه | The Desert Teaches Those Who Listen”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,002nd Most Armed: 2,136th Most Devout: 2,451st
5.294 billion Despuosans. Anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Libertas profectus unit”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 244th Most Influential: 485th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,802nd
4.451 billion Halcones siverianos. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“You Can't Stop Progress”
Most Income Equality: 768th Most Authoritarian: 1,850th Most Extreme: 5,337th
2.843 billion Imperial Citectopoians. Compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“One People, One Realm, One Leader.”
Largest Black Market: 4,415th Most Stationary: 5,944th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,541st
16.367 billion Ordenites. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit”
Most Armed: 2,883rd Largest Populations: 5,345th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,365th
18.926 billion Warrior Princesses. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Je maintaindrai”
Most Stationary: 2,847th Most Influential: 8,435th Largest Populations: 11,748th
12.952 billion Aimeans. Complete lack of prisons and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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