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Trollfaceia's Deck
Trollfaceia has 200 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Spice must Flow!”
16.196 billion Bothians. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“The beatings will continue until morale increases”

18.313 billion Sith Masters. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“We don't need no stinkin' motto!”
28.603 billion Alien Magicians. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“... but some animals are more equal than others”
25.575 billion Grottammareans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“BLESSED BE THE FEDERATION”


10.017 billion ALGORENIAians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“Wealth funds Wealth”

8.636 billion employees. Barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Life Comes From-The Sun-Comes From The Tree”
20.936 billion Shirakahnians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Богове, Честь, Ойчызна”
31.442 billion Дагнисцы. National health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Your Government cares so you don't have to”
30.376 billion Cyreneanians. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Reason, Purpose, Self-Esteem. ”

13.661 billion Flooforians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Only revenge shall make us forget!”

25.969 billion Just leave me aloneans. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Surgite et Pugnate!”
13.662 billion Guslants. Museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ein Clone, ein Corporation, ein CEO”
12.351 billion XYans. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Some causes are worth dying for, but none worth killing”
12.014 billion Expanseans. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“I'm The Coolest Thing There Ever Was.”
11.81 billion Goliaths. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Authoritarian Democracy
“Justice, Honour, Truth, and Virtue”
17.146 billion Moronist Decisionsians. Anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nothing is Worth Fighting For!”
15.014 billion Naughts. Rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ein Volk, Ein Kaiser, Ein Reich”
14.967 billion Volk. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO