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Capitalist Paradise
“For the machine”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 340thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 652ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 719th
15.5b3,180t
Authoritarian Democracy
“Better to live with dogs, than wallow with man.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 288th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 448th Largest Black Market: 661st
22.507 billion people. Pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Macedonia for the Macedonians”
Most Stationary: 255th Largest Populations: 1,231st Most Influential: 8,206th
30.313 billion Makedonija e vecnans. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“For Nation”
Most Stationary: 1,179th Largest Populations: 2,507th Most Influential: 7,172nd
25.554 billion Souris Hillians. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“E Rea Lania”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 58th Most Influential: 156th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 583rd
11.963 billion Farengeto. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Byliśmy, jesteśmy i będziemy neutralne”
Healthiest Citizens: 626thMost Developed: 631stLongest Average Lifespans: 734th
13.2b2,394t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“MWAHAHAHAHA!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 335thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 442nd
7.83b2,231t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extreme: 38th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,232nd Highest Drug Use: 1,258th
5.616 billion Valley Centerians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

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Anarchy
“Protect”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 389th Highest Drug Use: 402nd Most Politically Free: 585th
15.203 billion Chelsea Davisians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Loppy loo”
Most Stationary: 4,187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,408thLargest Black Market: 8,324th
14.6b1,234t
Left-wing Utopia
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
Most Stationary: 3,522nd Most Income Equality: 6,262nd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,389th
12.258 billion MTA33ians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“BLITZKRIEG”
Most Average: 829th Largest Populations: 14,347th
11.932 billion SAians. Burgeoning Laughing swordfish population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The seas are our highway!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 469th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 539th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,126th
11.969 billion Essalieyans. Museums and concert halls, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In God Samtropica Trust”
Most Subsidized Industry: 965th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,360th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,946th
8.513 billion Samtropicans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Protection”
Most Stationary: 5,330th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,415th Most Influential: 16,630th
10.696 billion John Brennanians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In Faith”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,673rd Largest Welfare Programs: 11,986th Most Average: 16,904th
10.087 billion Faith Shrineans. Compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Futurum Edificamus”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 471st Largest Black Market: 822nd Largest Publishing Industry: 957th
10.505 billion Aeurians. Pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“State”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,027th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,589th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,012th
10.206 billion Joseph Jacobsians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 985th Most Stationary: 5,619th Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,891st
10.439 billion Miskito-1ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate!!!”
Most Stationary: 6,284th
9.665 billion Violette Szabo GCians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“All nations are Created Equal”
Most Influential: 12,397th Largest Black Market: 16,678th
9.111 billion LSNers. Burgeoning Nations population.
Capitalist Paradise
“A fine day for commerce and conversation. In that order”
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,026th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,123rd Highest Crime Rates: 1,158th
5.863 billion Merchants. Infamous sell-swords, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Hail Muh Roads!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,009thMost Pro-Market: 10,133rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,479th
9.16b659t
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Stability”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 237th Most Influential: 403rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,082nd
3.083 billion Sea Ghostians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“For Nickelburgh and our families!”
Largest Populations: 8,388thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,280thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,753rd
16.7b710t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“And with your spirit.”
Most Influential: 1,930th Largest Populations: 2,729th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,659th
24.855 billion Devoted Deconsians. Zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“We all rule ourselves, we all rule corruption!”
Largest Retail Industry: 577th Most Efficient Economies: 594th Rudest Citizens: 634th
6.165 billion Apramosians. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
Largest Black Market: 5,568th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,330th Fattest Citizens: 7,336th
14.205 billion Blind Vengeanceans. Unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“done”
Largest Populations: 4,554th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,676th Most Stationary: 10,849th
20.249 billion Coldwater Riverians. State-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Do doo do do doot...do doo doo doot!”
Most Stationary: 1,312th Largest Populations: 3,494th Most Influential: 11,560th
22.717 billion Mahna-Mahnans. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
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