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EPIC CARDS

Benevolent Dictatorship
“Quod Erat Demonstrandum”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 123rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 128th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 133rd
23.549 billion Vintage Teenagers. Frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 114th Rudest Citizens: 154th Fattest Citizens: 171st
13.528 billion Iberians. Closed borders, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Rarity is a riceball, and so can you!!”
Most Inclusive: 505th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 642nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 812th
6.145 billion Riceballs. Rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Οἰκουμενισμός ἐστί: Εἰρήνη, Εὐδαιμονία, Δημοκρατία”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 373rd Most Subsidized Industry: 403rd Largest Black Market: 445th
10.866 billion Hellenes. Infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws.

RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Where there's muck there's brass”
Most Stationary: 1,620th Best Weather: 1,842nd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,929th
27.567 billion Nappa Gisburnians. Museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Largest Populations: 9,983rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,999th
13.903 billion Fine Messians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Join or Die”
Most Armed: 6,636th Most Stationary: 7,415th Largest Black Market: 7,714th
11.827 billion Zaakians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Abracadabra”
Most Income Equality: 229th Most Influential: 15,270th Most Stationary: 15,402nd
10.436 billion Axelles. Punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Pacis et unitatis”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,235th Safest: 1,308th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,663rd
8.315 billion Adraedonians. Daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Democratic Socialists
“This machine kills fascists. ”
Most Stationary: 6,598th Most Income Equality: 13,282nd
9.485 billion 58th Revolutionary Worker Councilians. State-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Be careful what you wish for. You might get it.”
Class
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,305th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,275th Highest Drug Use: 6,599th
7.737 billion Federalist Twilightians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Pacifican Defenders Guild”
Most Stationary: 9,312th Largest Black Market: 15,079th
7.489 billion PDGians. Public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Terra viridi et amoena ultra”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 466th Most Primitive: 570th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 572nd
6.708 billion Aenglish. Public floggings, national health service, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Liberty and Justice for all.”
4.643 billion Veldivians. Absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Anasara pa durkís ma'hé.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,127th Largest Black Market: 8,625th Most Stationary: 8,752nd
13.89 billion Seelelandians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Freedom vast as the Oceans.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 487th Highest Crime Rates: 1,537th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,219th
14.069 billion Kedrians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“On Christ we Stand, All Other Ground is Sinking Sand”
Most Primitive: 368th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,087th Most Devout: 2,157th
13.628 billion Olds. Triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Bi-Winning”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,273rd Least Corrupt Governments: 4,295th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,850th
16.642 billion Optiamuans. Complete lack of prisons, national health service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Híven Mindhalálig”
Largest Populations: 7,827th Most Conservative: 13,204th Most Avoided: 13,445th
15.679 billion Arnauts. Complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Old is New, New is Old”
Largest Populations: 1,467th Highest Economic Output: 10,074th
29.487 billion Elizabeth Blackians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space.
Capitalist Paradise
“Freedom and equality!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,338th Most Stationary: 2,902nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,541st
12.896 billion Bagans. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“De gustibus et coloribus non disputandum est”
Most Stationary: 3,232nd Most Pro-Market: 8,278th Most Influential: 8,589th
12.653 billion Spynlandians. Spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Med et schysst järnrör slår man hela världen med häpnad”
Nudest: 335th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,735th Most Politically Free: 7,037th
12.515 billion Vanasovans. Unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The Pluto Family rises again”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,311th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,283rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,100th
11.822 billion Plutonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“I destroyed much worse than you!”
Largest Black Market: 4,380th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,222nd Most Stationary: 6,088th
10.82 billion Brothers Grimmians. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Glory and power”
Most Stationary: 15,252nd
5.454 billion Brandenburg Fourians. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
Anarchy
“Event Window Determined.”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,855th Most Politically Free: 2,258th Most Pro-Market: 2,513th
4.411 billion Lamp Post LXXIians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Event Window Determined.”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,855th Most Politically Free: 2,258th Most Pro-Market: 2,513th
4.411 billion Lamp Post LXXIians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Hey Man, Got Any Grass?”
4.323 billion Nannygoatsians. Infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,099th Most Politically Free: 2,540th Most Pro-Market: 2,754th
3.442 billion RPians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
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