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LEGENDARY CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Bush sucks!”
WA
32.633 billion Goodnamesarerareans. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“八百万の神天安の河原に神集ひ”
WA
28.0b6,340t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?”
WA
15.721 billion Stovilians. Soft-spoken computers, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?”
WA
17.0b5,523t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Watch for mimics!”
14.703 billion Lakanabans. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“With Justice For All”
WA
26.379 billion Belarians. Daily referendums, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“He who allows oppression shares the crime.”
Delegate
21.198 billion Topes. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”
36.9b13,506t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
WA
34.956 billion ABU AMMARians. Keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Always be ready for a fight”
13.6b8,312t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Stop reading my motto!”
WA
7.256 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Unbent Unbowed Unbroken”
WA
27.85 billion Anankeans. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“From our cold, dead fingers”
33.963 billion Allaneans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Do you really want to play with Sox?”
Delegate
20.637 billion Usual People In Lifeans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Breaking all boundaries”
WA
29.213 billion New Dracorans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“For Mercy and Justice”
WA
30.441 billion Tzoans. Smutty television, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Servitium Fert Ordinem, Ordinem Fert Unitate”
WA
18.0b7,666t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Kyrie, da imperio astra nostra libertas et aequalitatis”
WA
16.531 billion Liberationists. Soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Para compreender, destruí-me.”
21.1b6,364t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“The Noblest Motive Is the Public Good”
WA
31.2b7,206t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Blades in the dark! Blades in the dark!”
Mentor
19.0b2,303t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Live Free or Die Trying”
WA
21.541 billion Freedom Fascistsians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“If you can't beat them, buy them.”
WA
15.071 billion shareholders. Smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”
WA
20.541 billion Xlyvanians. Public floggings, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Our Nation Surpasses All Others”
28.9b10,734t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Ork, ork, ork”
WA
32.532 billion Scottrickians. Daily referendums, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“All are doomed!”
15.884 billion Metarchians. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Im a friendly fascist for I do know what’s best for you”
WA
15.92 billion Zyans. Pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The world is not black and white, only shades of Grey”
33.855 billion Tappeeans. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Timão Eô!”
WA
32.9b7,904t
SEASON TWO
