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EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Imagine all the people... Living life in peace.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 172nd Most Cultured: 289th Largest Governments: 441st
14.027 billion Broes. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Happiness and donuts for all”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 154th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 160th Fattest Citizens: 164th
5.535 billion Lardasses. Ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Don't go squish!”
Best Weather: 384th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 421st Most Beautiful Environments: 628th
29.69 billion Soft Fuzzy Thingsians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Strength Through Unity”
Healthiest Citizens: 984th Most Stationary: 1,048th Best Weather: 1,345th
19.593 billion Sennaians. Infamous sell-swords, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Non ducor, duco”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 50th Largest Information Technology Sector: 100th Most Secular: 209th
13.705 billion Republicans. Smutty television, digital currency, and vat-grown people.
Democratic Socialists
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
Healthiest Citizens: 20th Most Developed: 21st Most Secular: 22nd
26.227 billion OmegaShenronians. Ban on automobiles, national health service, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“I'm So Green”
Largest Populations: 1,706th Most Influential: 6,916th Largest Black Market: 13,775th
28.534 billion Munchlaxians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Mother Knows Best State
“The way things really are”
Largest Populations: 1,023rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,403rd Largest Black Market: 5,980th
31.179 billion Mr Presidenteans. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Cheaper by the Dozen”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 613th Highest Drug Use: 631st Most Politically Free: 915th
10.799 billion Osquakeans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“God Save the Queen”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 798th Most Extreme: 800th Highest Drug Use: 817th
10.07 billion John Byronians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Sivv felcaq Forwwardia, Sivv patra Ordio.”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 69th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 122nd
6.619 billion Forwardians. Anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Three is greater than one”
Nicest Citizens: 328th Most Inclusive: 331st Most Compassionate Citizens: 342nd
4.117 billion Czechlipinoes. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Three is greater than one”
Nicest Citizens: 328th Most Inclusive: 331st Most Compassionate Citizens: 342nd
4.117 billion Czechlipinoes. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Three is greater than one”
Nicest Citizens: 328th Most Inclusive: 331st Most Compassionate Citizens: 342nd
4.117 billion Czechlipinoes. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Money is the root of all success”
Largest Retail Industry: 31st Largest Insurance Industry: 182nd Most Corrupt Governments: 224th
3.778 billion Ripamians. Pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Money is the root of all success”
Largest Retail Industry: 31st Largest Insurance Industry: 182nd Most Corrupt Governments: 224th
3.778 billion Ripamians. Pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Long Live the Imperial Republic”
Largest Retail Industry: 2,234th Rudest Citizens: 3,830th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,271st
2.713 billion Zamastanians. Deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and smutty television.

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Lead, follow, or get the hell out of my way!”
Highest Crime Rates: 182nd Most Armed: 268th Largest Publishing Industry: 341st
25.869 billion Maasmanians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“RIP”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 67th Highest Drug Use: 75th Most Politically Free: 101st
11.897 billion CSians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Freedom!”
Most Average: 100th Most Stationary: 1,153rd Largest Populations: 5,729th
18.3 billion Topid9ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Rare Bird”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 168th Highest Drug Use: 179th Most Politically Free: 258th
12.244 billion Mistiqueans. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Do Not Recruit Me | CLEANER | Do Not Recruit Me”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 192nd Highest Drug Use: 203rd Most Politically Free: 291st
10.545 billion Wkians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“For our country!”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,592nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,792nd Largest Populations: 7,082nd
16.519 billion Nepalis. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Today's TWA. Find out how good we really are.”
Most Stationary: 381st Largest Populations: 861st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,038th
31.871 billion Trans World Airlinesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons.
Left-Leaning College State
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Stationary: 3,911th Largest Populations: 14,656th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,601st
11.777 billion Bunker-1ians. Complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Stationary: 5,009th Largest Populations: 16,810th
10.92 billion Das Slothians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Desire the Right”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,654th Most Stationary: 5,716th Largest Welfare Programs: 7,700th
10.332 billion Falkland-Islanders. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,218th Rudest Citizens: 1,443rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,506th
7.601 billion Multi-Gun Armed Republicians. Ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping.
Democratic Socialists
“No Oreo, No Point”
Best Weather: 9,418th Most Beautiful Environments: 11,172nd Most Stationary: 11,192nd
6.644 billion Peanuteerians. Museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
6.624 billion Benevolents. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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