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The Soviet States of Markov's Deck

The Soviet States of Markov has 35 cards: 6ULTRA RARES 4RARES 8UNCOMMONS 17COMMONS Value...

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Anarchy
“Forever making things massive and mechanical.”
Largest Populations: 179th Largest Mining Sector: 690th Most Armed: 1,006th
34.276 billion Massive Mechanicalians. Smutty television, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“wwwwwwww”
Nudest: 36th Highest Crime Rates: 278th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 312th
15.606 billion Waterians. Frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Be wise and obey”
Most Extreme: 459th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 819th Highest Drug Use: 839th
9.544 billion Final Ones. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Forward”
Most Influential: 641st Largest Publishing Industry: 1,615th Highest Crime Rates: 2,004th
7.961 billion Big Bad Badgerians. Rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We are a phoenix rising from the ashes!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 874th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 959th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,074th
7.865 billion Horensians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“The tears of a black past bring us to a green utopia!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 152nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 241st Largest Welfare Programs: 541st
7.224 billion Xenoians. Public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Heavens in the Making”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,004th Highest Crime Rates: 1,417th Largest Retail Industry: 1,598th
6.438 billion MitkoSLandians. National health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Peace and Stability”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,931st Most Conservative: 11,580th Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,679th
6.245 billion Imperials. Frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“The courageous monk and the compassionate warrior.”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 690th Largest Retail Industry: 813th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 868th
5.446 billion Kievan Russians. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Rex una, Patria una, Populus multum”
Most Primitive: 592nd Most Devout: 1,030th Best Weather: 3,039th
3.506 billion Browzantineans. Infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Face”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,763rd Most Stationary: 2,204th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,548th
17.483 billion Noncarersians. Public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“No podran res contra un poble unit, alegre i combatiu”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,595th Best Weather: 3,708th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,150th
13.848 billion Valencians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Less is more”
Most Stationary: 1,345th Largest Populations: 5,243rd Nicest Citizens: 6,593rd
19.084 billion Tamalinians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“anarchy burger, hold the government!”
Most Politically Free: 836th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 865th Most Pro-Market: 865th
11.164 billion Anarchy Burgersians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,531st Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,683rd
7.128 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“BAN AND EJECT!”
Most Authoritarian: 525th Most Conservative: 1,529th Most Extreme: 1,908th
2.197 billion Drake banned Tim with Roavin noises andians. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“帝国の勝利”
Most Devout: 6,696th Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,434th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,124th
1.36 billion Barajiojin. Ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory vegetarianism.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“I Sentence you to, DELETION!”
Safest: 7,881st Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,916th Nicest Citizens: 7,933rd
1.598 billion Woken Warriors. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Corporate Bordello
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Gambling Industry: 5,821st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,646th
8.912 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,746th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,924th Largest Welfare Programs: 13,179th
7.755 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Be wise and obey”
Most Stationary: 5,426th Most Authoritarian: 9,181st Largest Black Market: 9,927th
10.695 billion Murielians. Burgeoning bat population.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“To be”
Largest Black Market: 10,137th Largest Mining Sector: 12,568th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,890th
8.312 billion Its means. Ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“God is the Greatest”
Most Authoritarian: 6,718th Most Income Equality: 9,429th Most Extreme: 15,438th
6.733 billion Al Furatians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“One people, one country”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 6,915th Safest: 8,190th Largest Welfare Programs: 8,977th
5.178 billion Mnyxians. Daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Surely some revelation is at hand”
2.589 billion JAF1ians. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Where dwell the brave of heart.”
4.382 billion Gryffindors. Frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy.
Corporate Police State
“Tribe Above All”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,732nd Most Pro-Market: 8,455th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,167th
4.192 billion Zumabans. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,359th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,046th Least Corrupt Governments: 14,273rd
2.992 billion Morning Calmians. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Our destiny, our determination”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,965th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,906th Fattest Citizens: 9,662nd
2.834 billion Variotans. Compulsory military service and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Dont fr*kin call me a bonehead!”
Most Average: 12,960th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,861st Most Inclusive: 15,918th
1.701 billion Timbslandians. Smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo.
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