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1.45 The Illusian Empire's trades...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Benevolent Dictatorship
“Have It My Way”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th Largest Populations: 47th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 71st
34.808 billion PurDunamisians. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“War”
Most Corrupt Governments: 65th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 92nd Most Avoided: 92nd
20.044 billion Wars Foreverians. Deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“*tips fedora*”
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th Largest Welfare Programs: 17th Most Advanced Public Education: 31st
24.419 billion Studutopians. Complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Order and Progress”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 241st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 303rd Largest Welfare Programs: 579th
5.842 billion Alterans. Otherworldly petting zoo, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Future is Now.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 436th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 658th Most Cultured: 973rd
14.067 billion Zombodiceans. Strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Death is only the beginning”
Most Corrupt Governments: 19th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd
26.801 billion Zaktoutrians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Poliorket”
Most Stationary: 135th Largest Populations: 772nd Most Influential: 8,201st
32.297 billion Demetrijians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Honora per sanguinem. Sanguinem in sacrificium.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 604th Largest Black Market: 620th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 709th
7.135 billion Legonnaires. Parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime.

RARE CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“I am so immature”
Largest Populations: 2,485th Largest Black Market: 7,878th Most Income Equality: 11,115th
25.602 billion Wahsians. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For Sauron and Mordor”
Most Average: 190th Most Stationary: 2,635th Largest Populations: 10,909th
13.365 billion Rhun Founderians. Burgeoning Cave Troll population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Crossing”
Most Stationary: 2,188th Largest Populations: 3,049th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,068th
23.851 billion Covadangoans. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Ніколи не забувайте.”
Most Stationary: 3,659th Largest Populations: 14,017th
12.065 billion Ukrainians. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Democratic Socialists
“TAKING THE INITIATIVE”
Most Stationary: 3,846th Largest Populations: 14,392nd
11.91 billion ENCLAVE EU Dians. Compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
Democratic Socialists
“A giant by thine own nature”
Most Stationary: 14,794th Largest Populations: 15,175th
11.588 billion Rousseffians. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Experience, Excel, Excavor”
Most Stationary: 5,685th Largest Black Market: 15,661st
10.359 billion Excavorians. Compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Develop, Modernize, Pray, Repeat.”
3.602 billion Endinian. Keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“The Torture Sandbox”
Most Authoritarian: 633rd Most Extreme: 2,097th Most Conservative: 2,653rd
4.513 billion Blue Soldiers. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The cold snow of home warms the heart of the Cwmbruan.”
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5,378th Most Avoided: 6,570th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,678th
3.11 billion Cwmbruans. Smutty television, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads.
New York Times Democracy
“Nos non cadere.”
Rudest Citizens: 1,374th Most Armed: 2,183rd Largest Gambling Industry: 3,971st
2.381 billion Intrakians. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Quack”
Most Authoritarian: 669thMost Conservative: 963rdMost Extreme: 2,131st
424m7.94t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“We all rule ourselves, we all rule corruption!”
Largest Retail Industry: 577th Most Efficient Economies: 594th Rudest Citizens: 634th
6.165 billion Apramosians. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Anasara pa durkís ma'hé.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,127th Largest Black Market: 8,625th Most Stationary: 8,752nd
13.89 billion Seelelandians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Nothing's good about war... except why you fight it.”
Best Weather: 3,713thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,946thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,417th
15.7b731t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Sniff, Listen and Look”
Highest Economic Output: 2,782nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,115th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,147th
20.047 billion Oryctoes. Anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“RIP”
Largest Populations: 9,682nd Most Average: 12,004th Most Stationary: 14,606th
14.123 billion Oracle Primeans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“lion”
Largest Populations: 11,918th
12.879 billion Kyry Oceanians. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Beauty as a flower”
Largest Populations: 1,860th Largest Insurance Industry: 4,049th Highest Economic Output: 12,207th
27.861 billion Callie-Leeans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“I AM ZE GOVINAH!”
Largest Populations: 1,138th Most Stationary: 5,063rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,785th
30.67 billion Ze Govinahians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service.
Father Knows Best State
“Drink met mate(n)”
Nudest: 1,824th Most Stationary: 2,498th Largest Black Market: 7,167th
13.784 billion Oerbierians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Spheres are my favorite shape!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 952nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,839th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,858th
12.149 billion Round Ones. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
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