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The Happy Civilians's Deck

The Happy Civilians has 183 cards: 1EPIC 14ULTRA RARES 27RARES 45UNCOMMONS 96COMMONS Value...

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Perfectly Fine, Thank You....”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th Largest Insurance Industry: 43rd
16.725 billion Patriotic Citizens. Prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“The Ozzman Cometh!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 244th Largest Publishing Industry: 812th Most Rebellious Youth: 822nd
20.359 billion Junkies. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“LIBERTAS OMNIBUS”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 192nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 447th Most Advanced Public Education: 524th
15.129 billion Valourians. Museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Stigmatized for life”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 281st Highest Crime Rates: 337th Most Armed: 430th
20.205 billion Channel zeroans. Rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“We're just burning rope back here, 'aight?”
30.842 billion Kikiyoans. Daily referendums, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“All Is Well”
13.156 billion iGrarGi. Closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Here we go again”
5.947 billion Peloranians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“We put our fist where your mouth is”
Lowest Crime Rates: 350th Highest Poor Incomes: 779th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 786th
6.429 billion Wallvirtuousians. State-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Making 'Murica Hate Again!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 907th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 983rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,033rd
5.873 billion Muricans. Keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
Democratic Socialists
“Towards the Future”
4.511 billion Ostrobanians. Unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Welcome to paradise city.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 61st Largest Mining Sector: 86th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88th
5.251 billion Repressed Fools. Flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Capitalism is key”
3.437 billion Putargians. Strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Do not tell me what cannot be done, for it must be done”
Highest Poor Incomes: 395th Most Corrupt Governments: 942nd Most Devout: 1,087th
3.234 billion Nowy Mazovians. Public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space.
Left-wing Utopia
“Twenty Threes”
594 million Discordianzes. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“To guide the remnant to a new dawn”
670 million Vaitorians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Unity! Equality! Autonomy!”
11.013 billion Kraanneians. National health service, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Neque Crudelem Neque Ignavae”
Most Efficient Economies: 396th Healthiest Citizens: 583rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 795th
14.911 billion Freshmen. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“United in Diversity”
Nudest: 541st Largest Publishing Industry: 2,472nd Least Corrupt Governments: 2,494th
21.227 billion Celdonians. Pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese.
Left-wing Utopia
“We must strive towards the ideal!”
Least Corrupt Governments: 320th Most Stationary: 803rd Largest Publishing Industry: 863rd
21.27 billion Utopians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Be the change you want to see in the world”
16.107 billion Brightharpians. Daily referendums, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Annexed”
Most Stationary: 912th Largest Populations: 4,496th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,850th
20.339 billion Landkfordians. State-planned economy and compulsory military service.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Get it”
Largest Populations: 2,084th Largest Black Market: 9,562nd Highest Economic Output: 10,318th
27 billion Durthdilians. Compulsory military service, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Number One”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,025th Largest Populations: 3,904th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,706th
21.617 billion Le Premier dUnians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Home Sweet Home”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 100th Highest Drug Use: 110th Most Politically Free: 150th
14.987 billion Belauans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“As long as there is light, we will shine”
Most Extreme: 378th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 517th Highest Drug Use: 534th
8.44 billion Rejects. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Live long and prosper.”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,479th Largest Black Market: 2,228th Most Efficient Economies: 2,657th
12.865 billion Ptolemians. Frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The vatican”
8.671 billion Vatican Secret Archivesians. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE”
8.752 billion OCEANIAans. Museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“all men belong at feet of Goddess Messalina”
7.916 billion Slaves of PERFECT BEING. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and fear of technology.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Patria Una”
Lowest Crime Rates: 4,226th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,810th Most Developed: 4,856th
5.816 billion Samogitians. Keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos.
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