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The Delusion Empire's Deck

The Delusion Empire has 140 cards: 2EPICS 10ULTRA RARES 10RARES 26UNCOMMONS 92COMMONS Value...

EPIC CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“All are doomed!”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 42nd Lowest Crime Rates: 119th Highest Poor Incomes: 123rd
15.884 billion Metarchians. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.”
Largest Populations: 2nd Most Beautiful Environments: 86th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 140th
35.231 billion Architeuthisians. Keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Power comes from the will of the people.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 393rd Most Stationary: 859th Largest Populations: 1,473rd
29.472 billion Evir Bruck Saulsburyians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Rising From The Flames”
22.02 billion Kingfordians. National health service, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“HEY GUYS, LETS GO TO SUPER HAPPY SMILEY WORLD”
10.503 billion Cannibal Trolls. Free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“knowledge is power”
26.282 billion Gotauans. Keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Imperium sine fine.”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 489th Healthiest Citizens: 900th Most Compassionate Citizens: 905th
15.953 billion Tierrans. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Anything you can build we can build better”
9.909 billion Hickslerians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Astros Above All”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 83rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 113th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th
8.801 billion Astrosians. Disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles.
Corporate Police State
“Professor of Philosophy and Insufferable Know-It-All”
7.867 billion peons. Deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For the Imperium, for the Emperor ”
6.156 billion Scrupp Imperiumians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Vetur er aš koma!”
Best Weather: 944th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,290th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,320th
6.608 billion Wolflandenians. Frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.

RARE CARDS

Moralistic Democracy
“The flag once raised shall never fall!”
8.632 billion Candentians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Digging”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th Most Pro-Market: 18th
12.266 billion Laos Stateans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I lead.”
Safest: 829th Largest Populations: 1,335th Most Stationary: 1,475th
29.973 billion Nick52Bians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Come ahead if you think your hardenuff”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 899th Best Weather: 1,201st Nicest Citizens: 1,403rd
25.201 billion Aylandlandians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We see you when you're sleeping”
Largest Populations: 10,340th Most Average: 12,753rd
13.726 billion Klandestans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Liberation: From Want. From Injustice. From Ego.”
16.248 billion Pseudonesians. Complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Are we recording it already?”
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,884th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,976th Most Influential: 2,407th
9.378 billion Ordistanis. Sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Omnibus artibus.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,846th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,911th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,378th
2.809 billion Mechans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“United For One We Stand For All”
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,362nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,534th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,758th
2.642 billion Libertarians. Soft-spoken computers, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Imperial Andarian Navy!”
1.218 billion Andarians. State-planned economy, public floggings, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“We welcome those who aren't lazy”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,620th Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,231st Highest Economic Output: 5,094th
14.648 billion Villianastanians. Digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums.
Left-wing Utopia
“To change a nation, one must change thoughts.”
9.678 billion Romjis. Sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“Labor and Liberty”
Largest Black Market: 954th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,485th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,555th
13.848 billion Arkotani. Anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and suspicion of poets.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Join the glorious Eastern Roman Empire !!”
Largest Populations: 3,229th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,587th Highest Economic Output: 14,433rd
23.497 billion 01 ERE Embassy19ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Just Gone”
Most Conservative: 5,227th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,635th Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,052nd
11.374 billion MMXians. Complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Xin Sheng!”
Largest Black Market: 6,378th Highest Economic Output: 8,431st Largest Populations: 9,935th
13.933 billion Guangese. Avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Free to be Free As long as you're free”
5.545 billion Dirty Hippies. Keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“Death and Destruction”
Most Stationary: 3,596th Largest Black Market: 4,846th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,643rd
12.338 billion Bagolanians. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
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