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EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Get up for the down stroke”
Largest Publishing Industry: 27th Largest Welfare Programs: 28th Most Advanced Public Education: 33rd
29.838 billion Crooked Beatians. Daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Here's the beef”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 121st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 135th Smartest Citizens: 144th
22.147 billion Klingons. Sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“All for One”
Most Income Equality: 906th
6.26b36.4t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“For Sauron and Mordor”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,819thMost Armed: 5,434thLargest Mining Sector: 11,126th
11.2b599t
SEASON TWO
Conservative Democracy
“Before We Start”
Most Conservative: 727th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,437th Largest Populations: 10,855th
13.394 billion Chopakans. Complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
Right-wing Utopia
“Reign Supreme”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,410th Highest Economic Output: 9,226th Most Stationary: 9,445th
12.778 billion Ortshauans. Public floggings, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“And leaves are yet swinging”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,983rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,395thMost Conservative: 16,551st
12.5b555t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Na”
Most Average: 1,828th Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,547th Most Stationary: 6,470th
9.55 billion Questaria-2ians. Burgeoning na population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Stauros Nika”
8.267 billion Azarkhanians. Frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“All your info, now belong to us!”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,295thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,797thLargest Black Market: 8,993rd
10.4b1,226t
Capitalizt
“Reward, purpose, passion, is life itself.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 645th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 718th Highest Crime Rates: 760th
2.889 billion Convallarians. Frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Be a voice, not an echo”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,970th
4.14b246t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For the Queen!”
Most Average: 232nd
3.75b138t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Tanks are the military”
507 million Musilgiersians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“My main nation is Switz the Raider :3”
Most Average: 3,557th
2.03b90.2t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica”
107 million Mordhimeans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“By The People For The People”
380 million Republic of 2nd Nigerians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Peace in our time shall be achieved.”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,493rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,369th Nicest Citizens: 9,028th
1.515 billion Antlionians. Smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“If Gonggong is angry, run for the hills.”
Most Authoritarian: 13,280th
2.82b112t
Iron Fist Consumerists
“dank memes”
Largest Insurance Industry: 5,016thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,562ndMost Conservative: 14,621st
2.59b165t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Strength through Unity & Industry”
Most Secular: 3,306thMost Authoritarian: 8,463rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,221st
259m10.1t
SEASON TWO