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0.00 The Crooked Beat's trades...
The Crooked Beat's Deck
The Crooked Beat has 16 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“Get up for the down stroke”
29.838 billion Crooked Beatians. Daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Here's the beef”
22.147 billion Klingons. Sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Conservative Democracy
“Before We Start”
13.394 billion Chopakans. Complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Reign Supreme”
12.778 billion Ortshauans. Public floggings, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Stauros Nika”
8.267 billion Azarkhanians. Frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“Reward, purpose, passion, is life itself.”
2.889 billion Convallarians. Frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
COMMON CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Tanks are the military”
507 million Musilgiersians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica”
107 million Mordhimeans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“By The People For The People”
380 million Republic of 2nd Nigerians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Peace in our time shall be achieved.”
1.515 billion Antlionians. Smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO