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0.38 The Captain's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“A friendly place for the upper class”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th Largest Gambling Industry: 14th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 29th
34.605 billion Captainians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Blood for Blood”
Most Cultured: 189th Most Efficient Economies: 292nd Smartest Citizens: 358th
15.494 billion White Noiseans. Avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Reach to the stars!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 196th Most Ignorant Citizens: 414th Largest Mining Sector: 553rd
15.851 billion Fantoans. Avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“We may have nothing, but we're willing to share it”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 114th Largest Populations: 192nd Most Subsidized Industry: 210th
34.229 billion Celdonians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
Capitalist Paradise
“The First President of the Republic of Texas”
Largest Populations: 302nd Highest Economic Output: 1,131st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,193rd
33.893 billion Sam Houstonians. Deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Fool da citizens !1!”
Most Stationary: 75th Largest Populations: 91st Most Pacifist: 101st
34.616 billion Crapolicans. Closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
Anarchy
“County”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 758th Highest Drug Use: 777th Most Politically Free: 1,098th
10.725 billion Burak Gorodians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 899th Highest Drug Use: 919th Most Extreme: 1,204th
8.785 billion DBA 1ians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“United We Stand”
Safest: 987th Healthiest Citizens: 1,402nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,483rd
8.111 billion United Peoples. Smutty television, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We refuse to acknowledge the monkey.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 95th Most Primitive: 198th Largest Gambling Industry: 265th
6.843 billion Grammarians. Keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“High Gravity”
Most Subsidized Industry: 115th Largest Gambling Industry: 123rd Largest Retail Industry: 155th
6.881 billion Olde English High Gravity 800ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Loyalty to the Federation”
Most Subsidized Industry: 394th Most Advanced Public Transport: 458th Largest Governments: 588th
6.05 billion ettolians. Keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy.”
Most Influential: 537th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,167th Most Stationary: 1,256th
21.51 billion Timberlanders. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“RIP”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 366th Highest Drug Use: 379th Most Politically Free: 552nd
13.283 billion BYians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“MT”
Most Stationary: 3,108th Largest Populations: 12,368th
12.675 billion TUOC33ians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 715th Highest Drug Use: 734th Most Extreme: 784th
10.732 billion Jervois Hughesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Moving in mysterious ways.”
Most Extreme: 246th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 756th Highest Drug Use: 775th
10.802 billion Rowans. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“May Ayzek live forever.”
Largest Insurance Industry: 12,479th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,971st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,511th
8.796 billion Andlosheimians. Burgeoning Dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“All Hail the Grand Republic.”
Most Influential: 526th Most Devout: 992nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,278th
7.526 billion Havenwelleans. Frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“You can't gain, without sacrificing”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,942nd Largest Gambling Industry: 2,160th Highest Crime Rates: 2,252nd
6.117 billion Kirbexians. Deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Freedom and Progress”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 214th Largest Retail Industry: 248th Rudest Citizens: 584th
4.538 billion Ceagans. Public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Order Above All”
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,764th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,830th Fattest Citizens: 2,096th
3.062 billion Novusordonians. Ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Victrix causa diis placuit sed victa Catoni”
Most Efficient Economies: 801st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,454th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,874th
16.343 billion Bunnesians. Strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads.
Democratic Socialists
“Recto verso!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,042nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,141st Nudest: 4,561st
7.877 billion Shemales. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Forever vigilant, forever strong”
Largest Populations: 1,432nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,414th Highest Economic Output: 3,994th
29.609 billion Prince Raymondians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare.
Democratic Socialists
“Hope Floats”
Most Income Equality: 2,925th Largest Populations: 9,742nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,402nd
14.081 billion Hope floatsians. Compulsory vegetarianism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“I will never work again!”
Most Stationary: 990th Largest Populations: 2,908th Most Influential: 8,760th
24.246 billion Bikini galians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You don't want to die? I'm sorry, I don't understand.”
Largest Black Market: 6,900th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,152nd Largest Populations: 11,058th
13.299 billion Ryoko Asakurans. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Que tremoli l'enemic en veient la nostra ensenya”
Most Stationary: 7,036th Largest Populations: 14,098th Largest Mining Sector: 15,998th
12.042 billion Renaixensans. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Sometimes dead is better”
Most Stationary: 5,542nd Largest Black Market: 7,785th Highest Economic Output: 8,324th
13.258 billion Deadites. Museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
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