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LEGENDARY CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Iesus via et veritas et vita est”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142nd Most Efficient Economies: 174th Most Devout: 186th
20.568 billion Christian Democrats. Barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th
34.338 billion Wulfens. Museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Caballien Misain Ye”
Most Efficient Economies: 34th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 295th Most Cheerful Citizens: 324th
32.145 billion Harberians. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Live Free or Drive Hard”
Highest Crime Rates: 6th Most Armed: 10th Most Rebellious Youth: 19th
31.9 billion HotRodians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Que sera, sera.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 97th Most Efficient Economies: 140th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 209th
16.443 billion Shemienese. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Que sera, sera.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 97th Most Efficient Economies: 140th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 209th
16.443 billion Shemienese. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”
Largest Black Market: 96th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 145th
20.431 billion Aggies. Parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Manny's love is killing us!”
Most Secular: 7th Largest Information Technology Sector: 116th Smartest Citizens: 279th
20.027 billion Studly Penguinians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
Most Armed: 201st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 283rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 412th
19.224 billion Dogbreathistanians. Enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64th Least Corrupt Governments: 69th
32.536 billion Galicia-Volhynians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“In J.R. We Trust”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th Largest Retail Industry: 10th Most Corrupt Governments: 11th
23.828 billion Oilers. Daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Timing is Key!”
Highest Crime Rates: 69th Most Armed: 89th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 97th
20.982 billion Texan Hotroddersians. Frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Right-wing Utopia
“I don't worry about survival;Survival is for old people”
Largest Populations: 404th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 606th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 837th
33.599 billion Sole Amoreans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Prrrrrrrr - Send Bacon!”
Largest Populations: 120th Largest Welfare Programs: 319th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 894th
34.502 billion Furry Felinesians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Come and Get It!!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 67th Most Secular: 88th Most Rebellious Youth: 298th
12.655 billion Texas BBQ Home Delivery Serviceans. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Come and Get It!!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 67th Most Secular: 88th Most Rebellious Youth: 298th
12.655 billion Texas BBQ Home Delivery Serviceans. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Magachi - a safe place in an unsafe world!”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 503rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 608th Highest Disposable Incomes: 690th
15.142 billion Magachians. Deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“This motto for hire.”
Most Armed: 306th Highest Crime Rates: 329th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 366th
9.411 billion Cappuccino Cowboys. Infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Honor is everything; dogma is absurd!”
Most Secular: 771st Largest Publishing Industry: 1,418th Healthiest Citizens: 1,657th
17.964 billion Seeker Alphans. Daily referendums, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sharing is caring!”
Largest Populations: 55th Most Stationary: 178th Most Cheerful Citizens: 896th
34.779 billion Lefties. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“What would you do for a KlondikeŽ bar?”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 588th Largest Populations: 839th Most Efficient Economies: 1,530th
31.993 billion Richard IIians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“I ain't guaranteed Tomorrow. You ain't either.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,437th Most Armed: 1,699th Most Pro-Market: 1,835th
26.895 billion broken down cowboys. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Hey Ho! Let's Go!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 314th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 453rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 576th
26.964 billion Ramonians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Texas Radio and the Big Beat !”
Largest Populations: 307th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,088th Highest Crime Rates: 1,517th
33.876 billion Bikerzians. Deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Who watches the Watchmen?”
Largest Populations: 90th Most Influential: 1,046th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,045th
34.618 billion Rorschachians. State-planned economy, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“An Empire built on Computers”
Largest Populations: 261st Largest Welfare Programs: 542nd Most Influential: 1,588th
33.984 billion ElectronicDataSystemsians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“An Empire built on Computers”
Largest Populations: 261st Largest Welfare Programs: 542nd Most Influential: 1,588th
33.984 billion ElectronicDataSystemsians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“It's like... Bob's Road.”
Most Extreme: 383rd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 558th Highest Drug Use: 575th
9.102 billion Twisterians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“All Hail The Magic Conch”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 237th Most Devout: 355th Most Ignorant Citizens: 372nd
5.871 billion Patrick. Parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Moralistic Democracy
“Sound the Pibroch”
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,052nd Most Devout: 2,984th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,117th
14.624 billion Makemians. Triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
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