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1.02 TexJeeps's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Australians all let us rejoice”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 52nd Highest Crime Rates: 61st Most Armed: 77th
14.451 billion Commonwealth of Ausians. Aversion to nipples, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Worldrankings: First and last.”
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd Highest Economic Output: 3rd Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
33.56 billion HC Eredivisieans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“The Empire Shall Grow”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 20th Rudest Citizens: 21st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 34th
17.327 billion Zurks. Barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Everyone is useful, if only as fertilizer”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 74th
34.208 billion Sinkorswimians. Smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Sex is life”
Most Developed: 112th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 118th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th
9.579 billion Auceanznians. National health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“I trust in the compassion and mercy of God.”
Most Subsidized Industry: 187th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 321st Most Developed: 471st
5.384 billion Disciples. Free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202nd Most Rebellious Youth: 210th Highest Crime Rates: 274th
15.189 billion Pirates. Free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“GABBA GABBA HEY”
Most Stationary: 209th Largest Populations: 377th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4,549th
33.668 billion Galiteuthisians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“NOT IN THE FACE!!!”
Least Corrupt Governments: 279th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 509th Most Advanced Public Transport: 756th
23.061 billion Metrophageans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Capitalist Paradise
“Macedonia is not greek-MACEDONIA FOR THE MACEDONIANS”
Most Stationary: 338th Largest Populations: 1,439th Largest Insurance Industry: 5,365th
29.589 billion Makedonikosians. Burgeoning lion population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 685th Highest Drug Use: 704th Most Politically Free: 1,006th
11.393 billion Emyr Puntians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 857th Highest Drug Use: 877th Most Extreme: 1,174th
9.013 billion DBA4ians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“No gods, no masters, no hangovers. Only refreshment!”
Rudest Citizens: 71st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 137th Highest Disposable Incomes: 284th
6.016 billion Skyhookedians. Otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Winter Is Coming”
Most Inclusive: 525th Most Compassionate Citizens: 695th Nicest Citizens: 718th
4.822 billion TexJeepsians. Museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Red is good”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,982nd Largest Black Market: 4,254th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,413th
13.705 billion bloodists. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Smoke a blunt, then declare weed.”
Most Efficient Economies: 782nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 980th Largest Black Market: 1,102nd
15.517 billion Coke-Bluntians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Don't contact me. Speak to our delegate!”
Largest Populations: 1,599th Highest Drug Use: 6,083rd Highest Economic Output: 8,002nd
28.974 billion Corinthes Phoenixians. Complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“colonist”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 231st Highest Drug Use: 243rd Most Politically Free: 341st
11.535 billion Josias Amonians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“It's always worse than you think it is”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 154th Largest Populations: 938th Highest Economic Output: 1,333rd
31.53 billion Homecorejetsians. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Fan the flames of discontent”
Most Stationary: 2,295th Most Income Equality: 2,841st Largest Populations: 9,639th
14.157 billion Brutality of Factians. Absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Democratic Socialists
“A giant by thine own nature”
Most Stationary: 14,794th Largest Populations: 15,175th
11.588 billion Rousseffians. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 763rd Highest Drug Use: 782nd Most Politically Free: 1,107th
10.266 billion Apaceans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“State”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,609th Most Pro-Market: 6,576th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,247th
10.443 billion Abiud Zorobabelians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Capitalist Paradise
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Largest Gambling Industry: 4,294th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,732nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,244th
9.558 billion TOLi-1ians. Burgeoning dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Never underestimate the power of prayer.”
Most Politically Free: 4,497th Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,453rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,056th
6.272 billion seekers. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ad praestantius faciebar”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,282nd Most Devout: 1,680th Largest Black Market: 1,748th
9.743 billion Johoichimites. Aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Conservative Democracy
“March forward, citizens of Vestargia!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,611th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,579th
5.3 billion Vestargians. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Id Feremus - We Will Endure”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,845th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,549th Largest Black Market: 5,625th
4.573 billion Romans. Parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Laissez Faire”
Rudest Citizens: 1,959th Highest Crime Rates: 2,140th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,411th
4.059 billion Autists. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“For the Order, we shall protect”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 340th Most Influential: 607th Most Devout: 684th
3.489 billion Guyomartandians. Triple-decker prams, public floggings, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
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