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EPIC CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“'Mochel dan yr ambarel a cherdded fel brenhines”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 80th Most Cultured: 128th Nicest Citizens: 150th
18.251 billion Iechyd Danau. National health service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Et pyros, per malum”
Largest Welfare Programs: 34th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 76th Most Advanced Public Transport: 118th
29.77 billion Faldawis. Free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Insert message or potato here”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 329th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th Largest Mining Sector: 385th
16.971 billion Random Oneans. Strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Embrace the Power of the Meow. :3”
Most Inclusive: 48th Most Developed: 90th Most Pacifist: 91st
6.729 billion Valentians. Keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Indivisibiliter ac Inseparabiliter”
Largest Populations: 117th Lowest Crime Rates: 316th Highest Economic Output: 356th
34.515 billion Patruans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Do you smell something?”
Most Income Equality: 16th Most Stationary: 167th Largest Populations: 651st
32.708 billion Clamletians. State-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Macedonia for the Macedonians”
Most Stationary: 267th Largest Populations: 1,292nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,111th
30.092 billion Philip Vians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“To Good Communism!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 417th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,305th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,570th
19.881 billion Soviets. National health service, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“E Pluribus Unum”
Most Extreme: 448th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 778th Highest Drug Use: 797th
10.381 billion Guard 41ians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Corrupt Dictatorship
“...”
2.889 billion Awesome country of jj3ians. State-planned economy, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“If you stop fighting, everything gained will be lost.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 359th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 713th Highest Average Tax Rates: 793rd
6.887 billion Soviets. Hatred of cheese, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Lighter Side of Things”
Most Extreme: 59th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,195th Highest Drug Use: 1,220th
5.776 billion Lyselians. Absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“How?”
2.357 billion Magus. Parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Freiheit ist die Abwesenheit von staatlichem Zwang.”
Rudest Citizens: 362nd Largest Retail Industry: 479th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 548th
3.027 billion Freistateans. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“We are honorable friends and fearsome enemies”
Most Efficient Economies: 3rd Largest Publishing Industry: 690th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,140th
14.481 billion Escanabans. Keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Together we saw, together we shared, together we won”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,373rd Largest Populations: 13,550th Most Stationary: 13,632nd
12.266 billion NationStates Communityians. Burgeoning NS Animal population.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Onwards and Upwards”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,314th Largest Populations: 4,006th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,653rd
21.366 billion Hawaiian Joltzians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“A number of viable DNA codings occupying a given locus!”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,471st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,832nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,893rd
26.014 billion Dah beanians. Unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Prepare to lose all hope! ”
22.069 billion no-Hopers. Compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“N/a”
Most Average: 180th Most Stationary: 2,451st Largest Populations: 10,230th
13.785 billion ST A3ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Join the glorious Eastern Roman Empire !!”
Most Stationary: 688th Largest Populations: 3,217th Most Influential: 12,027th
23.513 billion 01 ERE Embassy22ians. Burgeoning double headed eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Exhale”
Most Stationary: 3,562nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,653rd Largest Populations: 11,116th
13.277 billion Dark Triadians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Ew Era Eht Backward Thinkers !”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 106th Most Devout: 223rd Most Primitive: 263rd
12.064 billion snezitic. Free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Empire”
Largest Gambling Industry: 11,897th
8.307 billion Granville Districtians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I Love A Good Harem”
8.621 billion Vanquarians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“E Pluribus Unum”
Largest Black Market: 2,888th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,510th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,306th
9.982 billion Guardians. Parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Ha-matsil nefesh achat, keilu hitsil olam shalem.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,326th Largest Black Market: 16,519th
7.17 billion Padfoot the Marauderians. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare.
Corrupt Dictatorship
“This machine kills fascists”
9.603 billion 80th International Communist Brigadeans. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 1,826th
8.117 billion NewPO-1ians. Burgeoning Laughing swordfish population.
New York Times Democracy
“In times of peace, and in times of war, we are strong.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,062nd Most Subsidized Industry: 2,105th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,183rd
8.783 billion Amuaplyeans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
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