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Studly Penguins's Deck
Studly Penguins has 98 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Anarchy
“Legalize and enjoy”
15.479 billion Weedians. Smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Everything and Everyone has a price! Especially you!”
13.4b6,187t
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“Have you tried turning it off and praying to it?”
12.745 billion Marsans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile”
33.027 billion class-conscious workers. Digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Try again”
17.5b732t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Region Founder”
21.831 billion Zymurgy Rocksians. Complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“God Save the Queen”
7.807 billion RHW viians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Tet Duvaldh Chardu”
Delegate
12.005 billion Nacerans. Compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
7.996 billion Todmirians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Muscle and Manliness makes Might”
WA
3.815 billion Kharsgaylandians. Smutty television, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Flesh and Iron”
15.131 billion Prometheans. Deadly medical pandemics, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We have nothing to lose but our chains!”
WA
13.689 billion Rhinelandruhrians. Parental licensing program, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Don't Recruit Me”
11.5b500t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“One, to rule them all.”
29.7b7,022t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“We know who the real killers are.”
33.793 billion Navel Orangesians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Magic 8 Ball says not today”
19.034 billion Painted Ladiesians. Frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Wait....No do it anyway”
34.0b5,157t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A unidade é a maior força, agora e para sempre”
12.308 billion Southern Ellistonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
12.054 billion legions33ians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Conservative Democracy
“FSS”
11.335 billion Federal Security Serviceans. Compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Long live the Republic”
10.646 billion TGRians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Tyranny by Majority
“Care and take care”
9.635 billion Midans. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Workers of the world, unite!”
5.415 billion Providians. Avant-garde cinema, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“Cats and potatoes for everyone!”
4.437 billion HereIsPotatoans. Anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“wet”
4.645 billion Pondsians. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Mother Knows Best State
“It's Zoelogical”
18.06 billion Washburns. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
21.54 billion MarkLathamians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gobble Gobble Wibble Wobble Do a Noodle Dance”
25.219 billion Asgarthans. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Quack!”
14.487 billion Alphonsylvanians. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Nature above all”
21.224 billion Naturalandians. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
