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Smiley Bob's Deck

Smiley Bob has 299 cards: 2LEGENDARIES 7EPICS 28ULTRA RARES 46RARES 103UNCOMMONS 113COMMONS Value...

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Anime

58

People

34

Doctor Who

70

Legend of Zelda

23

Star something

29

Entertainment

32

Final Fantasy

23

Hollow Point

14

Leverage

7

LEGENDARY CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“For the Empire - For the Triforce - For the Goddess”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st Least Corrupt Governments: 1st Most Cultured: 2nd
28.302 billion Hylians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies.
Compulsory Consumerist State
“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st Fattest Citizens: 2nd Most Armed: 3rd
29.506 billion Burst Linkians. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Where's my wallet?”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd Most Cultured: 20th Healthiest Citizens: 35th
22.712 billion Smilers. Free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“One Vision, One Purpose”
Most Secular: 206th Healthiest Citizens: 452nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 543rd
21.987 billion Borgs. Pith helmet sales, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Manny's love is killing us!”
Most Secular: 7th Largest Information Technology Sector: 116th Smartest Citizens: 279th
20.027 billion Studly Penguinians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“*tips fedora*”
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th Largest Welfare Programs: 17th Most Advanced Public Education: 31st
24.419 billion Studutopians. Complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“What we do alive, echoes in eternity”
Highest Poor Incomes: 290th Lowest Crime Rates: 293rd Healthiest Citizens: 414th
13.386 billion Ristolians. Strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“The Doctor is In!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 178th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 528th Best Weather: 772nd
31.572 billion Gallafreyians. Anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Omnia Merdae Sunt”
Fattest Citizens: 207th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 208th Most Armed: 241st
15.623 billion Awesomelandians. Keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Together we can make Retired WerePenguins great again!”
Most Efficient Economies: 581st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 848th Highest Economic Output: 896th
27.576 billion WerePenguins. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“*”
Most Primitive: 28th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th Largest Black Market: 173rd
29.967 billion Amestrians. Avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Open but guard your heart & mind. Values b4 traditions.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 273rd Least Corrupt Governments: 792nd Most Devout: 828th
16.396 billion Neojovens. Frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Fly on the wings of evil to new riches”
Largest Populations: 177th Most Cheerful Citizens: 211th Most Stationary: 313th
34.277 billion Aquamarineans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Anything you can do we can do better.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,474th Largest Populations: 1,830th Best Weather: 2,395th
27.983 billion Dattebayoans. Frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“If you die your cat will eat you”
Most Stationary: 379th Largest Populations: 1,891st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,496th
27.752 billion Killerkatzians. Parental licensing program, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 642nd Most Advanced Public Education: 690th Most Developed: 1,304th
16.874 billion Gallifreyans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 376th Largest Insurance Industry: 734th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 811th
12.347 billion Daleks. Deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Peace & Unity”
Healthiest Citizens: 992nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 999th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,245th
9.564 billion Jagzilians. Complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Books are the best weapons in the world.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 185th Largest Information Technology Sector: 399th Safest: 638th
12.183 billion Tardanians. National health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Clad in blue and surrounded by fields of gold”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 779th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 792nd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,211th
10.921 billion valley dwellers. Ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese.
Anarchy
“What'll ya be a drinking”
Most Extreme: 400th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 650th Highest Drug Use: 668th
11.866 billion John McRoryians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Beware of the Shadow”
Most Extreme: 430th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 742nd Highest Drug Use: 761st
10.846 billion Librarians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Utinni! Ikee Upezzo Opakwa!”
Largest Black Market: 554th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,012th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,116th
9.817 billion Jawas. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program.
Anarchy
“Now playing!”
Nudest: 11th Rudest Citizens: 62nd Highest Crime Rates: 111th
14.239 billion Brocklandians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Verzyelet es aldulzát”
Most Developed: 197th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 201st Safest: 203rd
7.12 billion Larines. Anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Unity Is Forged Through Love And Kindness.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 381st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 418th Largest Welfare Programs: 424th
7.122 billion Blood Stained Wolves. Ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Oh Boy”
Most Secular: 69th Largest Information Technology Sector: 149th Largest Retail Industry: 329th
6.931 billion Kornesians. Compulsory military service, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Antagonize All Others”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 704th Most Compassionate Citizens: 795th Best Weather: 803rd
6.662 billion Antaganists. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Find Your own truths”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,225th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,252nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,296th
6.191 billion ScotlandSerenityians. Rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“We are all but ash in the wind.”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 967th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,189th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,652nd
6.081 billion Ashen. Irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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