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1.95 Senor Guapo's trades...

Senor Guapo's Deck

Senor Guapo has 34 cards: 4EPICS 3UNCOMMONS 27COMMONS Value...

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Praesidium Libertatis”
Mentor
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,117th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,298th Most Advanced Public Education: 3,777th
14.979 billion citizens of the Confederacy. Anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“In Musicae Veritas”
Largest Welfare Programs: 356th Most Cheerful Citizens: 446th Nicest Citizens: 574th
30.135 billion Scrivnerians. Complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“happily braindead”
Largest Publishing Industry: 93rd Most Pacifist: 325th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 335th
31.153 billion Sindrians. Otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“We'll take you where you don't want to go”
31.339 billion Hellfireians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Estas muy Guapo Senor”
Most Stationary: 3,069th Largest Populations: 12,187th Largest Welfare Programs: 14,023rd
12.753 billion Senor Guapoans. Complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Estas muy Guapo Senor”
Most Stationary: 3,069th Largest Populations: 12,187th Largest Welfare Programs: 14,023rd
12.753 billion Senor Guapoans. Complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Estas muy Guapo Senor”
Most Stationary: 3,069th Largest Populations: 12,187th Largest Welfare Programs: 14,023rd
12.753 billion Senor Guapoans. Complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“What does not stand can never fall”
3.33 billion Centennial Sunsetians. Restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Hope and Optimism Guide Our Hands.”
3.915 billion Grand Riftians. Pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and soft-spoken computers.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“There is no room for weakness”
5.675 billion empyreans. Smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“It is what it is”
3.474 billion Cuddle Bearians. Parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Dark, to bring Light”
6.013 billion Agents. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Την τιμή, την πίστη , την αυτοκρατορία”
3.829 billion Mithridians. Keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I like trees”
1.524 billion Eceonacionians. Keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“We have the very best government that money can buy”
4.319 billion Exxon Mobsters. Public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Heft, Burgers, 't lied der vrijheid aan!”
3.666 billion Verpletterantians. Aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Our Mother Proud with Us”
1.218 billion North Futatsuans. Compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I'm a spicy girl, in a salty world”
3.123 billion Nakariaki Sauceans. Burgeoning spicy boy population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“By sword and shield”
871 million Ferrosi. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“If I disappear check Auphelia's stomach.”
2.854 billion Orcas. Ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“BUSCUITS!!!!!! ^-^”
2.288 billion Biscuit-Raider 23ians. Burgeoning Black Bear population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“...”
2.505 billion Anoians. Burgeoning bat population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Bordello
“Power belongs to one”
Most Primitive: 7,088th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,776th
2.404 billion Ogorevians. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“We are slytherin saints sons of venom serpents of night”
2.06 billion Bathinians. Public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Pais con base de Dios, y fundamentos”
1.317 billion Argentina Cambians. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Hell is for the neutral”
1.289 billion Calypsionians. State-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“You'll never walk alone”
1.269 billion Sindhis. Free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Virtute et robore”
583 million Solivians. Pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Prosperity for all who deserve it”
1.013 billion Hyperoxians. Aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Prosperity for all who deserve it”
1.013 billion Hyperoxians. Aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
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