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8.19 Sealands Little Brother's trades...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Freedom in solitude”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th Safest: 10th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th
34.45 billion baddonians. National health service, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Unity, Understanding, Transcendence.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 196thMost Influential: 440thLargest Black Market: 464th
19.3b6,659t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Prudentia”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 73rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 103rd Most Efficient Economies: 259th
15.089 billion EastHastians. Digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
Capitalist Paradise
“Here We Stand”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 380th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 402nd Highest Economic Output: 516th
30.183 billion Lutherans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Mahalin ang sariling atin”
Safest: 193rd Most Subsidized Industry: 320th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 338th
15.137 billion Darishes. Museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sioux is a girl's name.”
Most Cultured: 7th Most Inclusive: 11th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd
23.279 billion Half-Milersians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“People who telegram me for ANY reason will be REPORTED”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 90th Safest: 136th Largest Populations: 203rd
34.192 billion dot Hackers. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All your planets are belong to us!”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th Largest Insurance Industry: 26th Highest Disposable Incomes: 28th
26.978 billion underlings. Prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“DON'T TREAD ON MY TAIL”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 82nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 155th Highest Crime Rates: 162nd
29.693 billion Fabians. Daily referendums, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Can I love myself too much?”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 128th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 227th Largest Gambling Industry: 246th
23.871 billion Blue Narcissusians. Deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“No one can stop our mighty Soviet bureaucracies!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84th Largest Populations: 123rd Most Influential: 183rd
34.476 billion RedCommunistians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Might makes right”
Safest: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22ndLowest Crime Rates: 29th
35.5b19,309t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Sometimes, evolution requires a push... or a sacrifice.”
Most Secular: 17th Most Scientifically Advanced: 47th Largest Information Technology Sector: 156th
7.036 billion Cquuzalans. Museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and vat-grown people.
Left-wing Utopia
“The Gentle Laborer is the Nation”
Most Inclusive: 148th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 181st Safest: 188th
5.899 billion Heavenians. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Alterum partum audi.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 104th Most Cultured: 831st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 849th
20.607 billion Ischaemians. National health service, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Free as the wind. :)”
Largest Gambling Industry: 223rdHighest Crime Rates: 275thMost Armed: 297th
22.8b1,624t
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Deae Lunae Nobis Providet”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 342nd Least Corrupt Governments: 421st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 424th
13.709 billion Deae Lunaeans. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies.
Democratic Socialists
“Patria Nostra”
Most Subsidized Industry: 38th Largest Black Market: 299th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,319th
11.386 billion Ziwaiworlders. Zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Paradise Found”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,226thMost Influential: 2,397thBest Weather: 4,815th
18.6b1,130t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Merry Christmas and Happy New Year”
Largest Populations: 81st Most Subsidized Industry: 378th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 752nd
34.664 billion Manitoulinites. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“I will face my fear, I will let it pass through me.”
Most Stationary: 159th Largest Populations: 196th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 414th
34.211 billion Leto Atreidesians. Anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Fight until the end”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 74th Best Weather: 82nd Healthiest Citizens: 99th
24.059 billion Smugglers and Mercsians. Smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Umm ice cream”
Best Weather: 406th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th Most Beautiful Environments: 606th
28.498 billion Bla albanist. National health service, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Gusto Menta”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 454th Highest Economic Output: 706th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 803rd
28.875 billion Mintyfreshers. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We Only Sing When We're Fishing”
Least Corrupt Governments: 625th Safest: 803rd Most Advanced Public Education: 852nd
15.235 billion Blundellians. National health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Nudest: 124th Largest Publishing Industry: 231st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 338th
24.453 billion Nudist Dreamlanders. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Free to ... Oh look, a bug.”
Most Primitive: 57th Highest Crime Rates: 64th Most Armed: 113th
20.278 billion Distractedians. Rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
New York Times Democracy
“Trois États, Une Reine”
Most Devout: 261st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 334th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 726th
12.875 billion Aikolanders. Pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Unitesté, Humiltá, Inteligentsa”
Most Pacifist: 941st Best Weather: 1,010th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,060th
12.099 billion Lusitanis. Sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Believe”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 280th Most Advanced Public Transport: 518th Largest Welfare Programs: 792nd
11.795 billion NeoGAFers. Parental licensing program, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
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