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LEGENDARY CARDS
SEASON TWO
EPIC CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“Long live the Empire!”
22.485 billion Xemnariusians. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Because we have more nukes than you.”
25.601 billion Engalans. Flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Bound to serve our masters.”
10.45 billion Slave Girls. Museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
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SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Capitalizt
“Freedom is built by an united people”
13.75 billion Free Canadians. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Touch Me In The Morning And Then Just Walk Away.”
25.111 billion Horror Channelians. Pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Adolf über alles”
15.369 billion inbred northerners. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
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SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Brutesia Above All”
11.262 billion Brutesians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Makedonski Satrap”
33.356 billion Orestidans. Compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit”
10.872 billion United Kingdom Statesians. National health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
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SEASON TWO
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SEASON TWO