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LEGENDARY CARDS

Capitalizt
“Roses have thorns!”
Most Armed: 1stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndMost Efficient Economies: 2nd
36.5b35,049t
SEASON TWO

EPIC CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Long live the Empire!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 218th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 485th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 505th
22.485 billion Xemnariusians. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Because we have more nukes than you.”
Largest Black Market: 88th Largest Mining Sector: 247th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 252nd
25.601 billion Engalans. Flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Bound to serve our masters.”
Most Pacifist: 15th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th Lowest Crime Rates: 21st
10.45 billion Slave Girls. Museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Stat crux dum volvitur orbis”
Largest Welfare Programs: 490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 627thMost Pacifist: 822nd
7.60b1,273t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“你不可能是一个金钱的人和一个上帝的人。”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 280thMost Pacifist: 333rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 348th
7.89b1,534t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalizt
“Freedom is built by an united people”
Most Efficient Economies: 184th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,009th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,061st
13.75 billion Free Canadians. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and smutty television.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Touch Me In The Morning And Then Just Walk Away.”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 51st Most Secular: 461st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 539th
25.111 billion Horror Channelians. Pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Feel free to worship me anytime.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 745thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 943rdMost Influential: 1,138th
18.3b2,421t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Adolf über alles”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 285th Most Advanced Public Education: 345th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 388th
15.369 billion inbred northerners. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Hope Rides Alone”
Most Stationary: 1,619thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,456th
24.1b2,994t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Justice, environment, industry, education”
Most Stationary: 351stLargest Populations: 1,437thMost Influential: 6,306th
31.4b1,547t
Anarchy
“Bolder tries”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 153rdHighest Drug Use: 163rdMost Politically Free: 236th
16.1b890t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Be realistic, demand the impossible.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 193rdLargest Publishing Industry: 346thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 389th
20.9b3,817t
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Brutesia Above All”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 181st Lowest Crime Rates: 710th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 855th
11.262 billion Brutesians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Makedonski Satrap”
Most Stationary: 99th Largest Populations: 485th Largest Black Market: 7,182nd
33.356 billion Orestidans. Compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit”
Largest Publishing Industry: 535th Least Corrupt Governments: 547th Most Pacifist: 622nd
10.872 billion United Kingdom Statesians. National health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums.
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 196th Most Rebellious Youth: 460th Largest Insurance Industry: 476th
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 196th Most Rebellious Youth: 460th Largest Insurance Industry: 476th
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 196th Most Rebellious Youth: 460th Largest Insurance Industry: 476th
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 196th Most Rebellious Youth: 460th Largest Insurance Industry: 476th
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 196th Most Rebellious Youth: 460th Largest Insurance Industry: 476th
10.373 billion Schwertlandians. Otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 222ndMost Secular: 306thLargest Insurance Industry: 423rd
12.4b4,130t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 222ndMost Secular: 306thLargest Insurance Industry: 423rd
12.4b4,130t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 222ndMost Secular: 306thLargest Insurance Industry: 423rd
12.4b4,130t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 222ndMost Secular: 306thLargest Insurance Industry: 423rd
12.4b4,130t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Tear your the ASS!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 222ndMost Secular: 306thLargest Insurance Industry: 423rd
12.4b4,130t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You will bow. You have no other choice.”
Largest Black Market: 587thMost Subsidized Industry: 599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 757th
6.30b2,191t
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 824thHighest Drug Use: 845thMost Extreme: 1,135th
11.3b402t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“We are Food”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th
9.24b1,939t
SEASON TWO
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