Trading Cards
Earn Trading Cards by answering issues. Each issue has a chance of granting a new pack!
Junk cards you don't want and receive a small amount of bank by tapping the top flag area!
Buy and Sell cards in the Market!
Gift a card to any nation by paying a transfer fee!
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EPIC CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“ELATUM A DEO NON DEPRIMAT”
WA
18.182 billion Omensans. Public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”
Delegate
26.915 billion Cubans. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Home of the Bhaal Spawn!”
29.009 billion Saradushians. Closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Talk softly, but carry a singlestick”
WA
24.8b3,281t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“We Live in Mother's Light.”
37.2b10,317t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Salus populi suprema lex esto”
WA
14.348 billion Awesomepotomiens. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Cocaine!”
13.795 billion Cocaineans. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“She Stoops to Conquer”
WA
14.1b3,177t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All power to The Overlord.”
15.825 billion Daarnarians. Disturbing lack of elderly people, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Gott mit dir, du Land der Bayern”
WA
5.376 billion Baiern. Museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Eff the Effing Effers!”
30.182 billion Stevedores and Bobsleds. Pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Go forth and spread throughout the universe”
32.247 billion Schultarians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Leave Us Alone.”
26.1b630t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Ἐν τούτῳ νίκα”
WA
16.0b3,261t
SEASON TWO
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ooooh! said Fanny, shivering with delight.”
29.0b7,201t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“NWo 4Life”
30.142 billion NWo BlackandWhiteans. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“We want your money!”
27.3b759t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Friends is the best show on television.”
33.597 billion Not Smartians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Through Stability, Salvation”
13.5b2,807t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.”
10.1b2,510t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gest only jests about everything bar cookies”
7.617 billion NOrTh pAcIfiC spYians. Ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Long Live the Junta of Carriebean!”
WA
6.965 billion Carriebeaners. Fear of technology, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Jalesveva Jayamahe”
3.633 billion Samuderans. Daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Знание Сила!”
WA
5.51b1,165t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“An Injury To One Is An Injury To All.”
5.36b806t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Beware!”
5.33b1,497t
SEASON TWO
