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Razmistan's Deck

Razmistan has 20 cards: 2EPICS 1ULTRA RARE 7RARES 4UNCOMMONS 6COMMONS Value...

EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Death to All”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd Lowest Crime Rates: 80th Largest Governments: 251st
26.895 billion ELF slaves. Sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and enslaved workforce.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“A true revolution is guided by great feelings of love”
Most Secular: 18th Most Inclusive: 149th Highest Average Tax Rates: 212th
5.55 billion comrades. Ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Our population is perfectly happy and healthy”
2.933 billion downers. Free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“May We Be Happy and Our Enemies Know It!”
Highest Crime Rates: 434th Most Armed: 438th Most Rebellious Youth: 599th
27.312 billion Warrior Souls. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
Anarchy
“Liberty is everything. Just watch your back.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 518th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 599th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 984th
9.82 billion Southern Borderians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The frog is with us”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 784th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,730th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,940th
9.393 billion Malmans. Anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Half Frog, Half Man”
Largest Mining Sector: 511th Most Ignorant Citizens: 512th Most Subsidized Industry: 657th
6.651 billion Froggendians. Keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
Most Income Equality: 323rd
6.557 billion Benevolents. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“I'm Going to Use My Glock to Blow Your Balls Off”
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,511th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,809th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,247th
3.538 billion Golbiladorians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Veni, Vidi, Deus vicit”
Most Devout: 1,814th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,029th Most Corrupt Governments: 3,864th
3.045 billion Kalredians. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“I dunno.”
Largest Populations: 6,939th Most Stationary: 7,987th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 15,704th
16.672 billion Achvorfians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ura!”
Most Primitive: 1,618th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,878th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,850th
9.727 billion Zapadoslavians. Parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Our Communism can accomplish anything!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,524th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,214th Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,280th
5.096 billion Qastarians. Compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Death To All Who Oppose Us”
2.303 billion Sychkolians. Complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,008th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,670th Largest Black Market: 9,922nd
7.98 billion Lonely Star Nationians. Keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Trust no one”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 925th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,830th Largest Black Market: 11,845th
2.931 billion Westconians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Pride and Industry”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,242nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,165th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12,130th
2.818 billion Major John Sheppardians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“The Ace”
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,829th
1.923 billion Ace Land Nation Stateans. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Sin dictablandas desde el 88”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,366th Most Pacifist: 4,862nd Safest: 6,037th
980 million Republica del Cono Surians. Daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“In DAKKA We Trust”
Most Secular: 2,175th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,375th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5,648th
1.774 billion Proletarians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE