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3.24 Plain Hopeless's trades...

Plain Hopeless's Deck

Plain Hopeless has 25 cards: 2EPICS 8ULTRA RARES 2RARES 7UNCOMMONS 6COMMONS Value...

EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“It Could Have Been Worse”
Lowest Crime Rates: 13th Most Secular: 20th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th
13.466 billion Plain Hopelessians. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The truth is better than a lie”
Safest: 26th Highest Average Tax Rates: 35th Largest Governments: 39th
11.584 billion Kyldellians. Ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Tyranny by Majority
“Peace, Love, Harmony, Compassion”
Most Pacifist: 28th Most Compassionate Citizens: 48th Nicest Citizens: 55th
26.747 billion True Christians. Ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“If ya can't beat 'em, nuke 'em!”
Most Rebellious Youth: 448th Most Cheerful Citizens: 544th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,180th
30.49 billion Plutonians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Everything decided with the roll of a d12.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 694th Largest Black Market: 1,534th Highest Crime Rates: 2,251st
23.525 billion Dodecahedrians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“To reach the sky one must first learn to fly!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 683rd Highest Poor Incomes: 707th Highest Economic Output: 898th
25.558 billion Drakconians. Museums and concert halls, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads.
Anarchy
“Dare i say”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 474th Highest Drug Use: 491st Most Extreme: 607th
15.083 billion East Timor Stateans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“En Tan Lodeo me sonpatieron vernon”
Highest Crime Rates: 407th Most Armed: 470th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 660th
11.922 billion Capitalanians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Loyalty to the Federation”
Most Subsidized Industry: 394th Most Advanced Public Transport: 458th Largest Governments: 588th
6.05 billion ettolians. Keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Blessed by the wizard gods”
2.157 billion Flipversians. Pith helmet sales, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Free-Market Paradise
“World”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,882nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,353rd Most Stationary: 5,558th
10.526 billion World Oceanians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Vasentius shall fall”
Most Stationary: 11,952nd Most Influential: 15,040th Largest Black Market: 16,141st
6.372 billion Vasentiusians. Complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Corporate Bordello
“RIP”
Most Pro-Market: 5,899th Largest Populations: 6,656th Largest Gambling Industry: 7,896th
16.994 billion Roabians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Give us the Cuttlefish!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,164th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,020th Healthiest Citizens: 2,221st
17.314 billion Dendrisians. Museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“God, Homeland, Liberty”
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,659th Most Conservative: 16,493rd
4.517 billion Pacifican Union Founderians. Restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Shhh!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,914th
3.92 billion Sneakers. Suspicion of poets.
Father Knows Best State
“Unidos en Sangre (United in Blood)”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,220th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,494th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,187th
2.248 billion Imperiists. Aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“If its done, do it once more.”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,995th Nicest Citizens: 4,080th Most Rebellious Youth: 4,908th
2.259 billion Kanashans. Aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“By The People For The People”
Most Average: 4,730th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,647th Largest Gambling Industry: 13,263rd
2.088 billion Man-1ians. Burgeoning swan population.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Acta non Verba”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,699th Most Advanced Public Education: 8,973rd Most Stationary: 9,483rd
9.369 billion Akerhusians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world”
Most Authoritarian: 8,975th Most Conservative: 10,210th Most Stationary: 10,352nd
7.654 billion Taiyang Xiao Longians. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
Free-Market Paradise
“ΦΒΚ”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,554th Most Primitive: 12,378th Largest Gambling Industry: 14,938th
4.094 billion Fay Vincentians. Burgeoning Giraffe population.
Corporate Bordello
“Come to Walker Technologies to get the best discounts!”
Largest Gambling Industry: 11,242nd Most Pro-Market: 12,329th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,638th
1.997 billion Walker Technologies Incorporatedians. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
Capitalist Paradise
“By The People For The People”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,459th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,467th Largest Mining Sector: 8,659th
1.113 billion Golliadians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Come to the Dark Side.”
Most Authoritarian: 15,962nd
1.556 billion Chimanguacarenes. Frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE