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LEGENDARY CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Ne invoces expellere non possis”
Highest Economic Output: 214thHighest Disposable Incomes: 331stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 368th
35.0b12,752t
SEASON TWO

EPIC CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“We pave the way to a strong future, it is our destiny.”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th Largest Black Market: 27th Most Subsidized Industry: 33rd
13.969 billion Fascestians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, conspicuous electricity pylons, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 34th Best Weather: 65th Nicest Citizens: 75th
34.273 billion Erastideans. Museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Om nom”
Safest: 110thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 110thHighest Average Tax Rates: 149th
15.7b4,095t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Free Markets, Free People”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stRudest Citizens: 1stHighest Crime Rates: 1st
21.7b10,591t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Mata Devi Matrubhumi - Mother Goddess, Motherland”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th Most Developed: 55th Most Advanced Public Education: 58th
12.514 billion Shakta Bhaktas. Museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202nd Most Rebellious Youth: 210th Highest Crime Rates: 274th
15.189 billion Pirates. Free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Suum Cuique”
Largest Populations: 8th Most Stationary: 498th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 640th
35.023 billion Sherlockazuluans. Anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Nĕ ƃʋƌĕtĕ ʟi vԓ sʋƌitᶡĕ ɴas ƞo čʋžoĭ statistiкa?”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 239th Highest Average Tax Rates: 392nd
33.384 billion Zedoljans. Daily referendums, national health service, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Freedom conquers Fate”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 190th Largest Agricultural Sector: 319th Most Scientifically Advanced: 587th
10.116 billion Astartians. Keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Today is the first day of the rest of your suffering.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 81st Most Primitive: 173rd Most Devout: 242nd
8.032 billion Damned. Infamous sell-swords, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“United in Freedom”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 224th Most Subsidized Industry: 992nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,094th
5.229 billion Qazimodoans. Public floggings, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service.

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“State”
Most Stationary: 4,791st Most Average: 12,168th Largest Populations: 16,382nd
11.053 billion Rekohuans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Mother Knows Best State
“Victoria Concordia Crescit”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,240th Largest Black Market: 8,455th Largest Publishing Industry: 12,534th
6.54 billion Virranacceans. Enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“God Bless the Holy Empire!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,632nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,659th
4.107 billion Gabians. Prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Capitalist Paradise
“Kekus Vult”
2.399 billion Kekistanis. Barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“A most daunting task: Fixing democracy”
2.146 billion CEOs. Ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
Largest Black Market: 5,568th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,330th Fattest Citizens: 7,336th
14.205 billion Blind Vengeanceans. Unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Get Real”
Most Authoritarian: 2,757th Most Extreme: 6,623rd Most Income Equality: 10,222nd
9.656 billion Nut Barians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
New York Times Democracy
“Generally speaking maybe”
Largest Populations: 3,996th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,922nd Most Stationary: 10,547th
21.399 billion Gaeans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“The twilight of humanity”
Nudest: 2,950th Most Authoritarian: 4,723rd Largest Populations: 6,696th
16.95 billion Dyasparians. Zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
Nudest: 1,766th Most Stationary: 4,622nd Largest Populations: 5,923rd
18.002 billion Tass Shantians. Compulsory military service and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Libertarian Police State
“It's dangerous to go alone.”
Highest Drug Use: 1,771st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,964th Highest Crime Rates: 3,079th
10.041 billion Hyruleans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Hi”
Nudest: 2,203rd Most Stationary: 2,906th Most Influential: 8,684th
12.893 billion Klearians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Some day...”
Most Stationary: 3,952nd Most Influential: 9,662nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,985th
11.722 billion Rindians. Burgeoning dog population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Emme koskaan antaudu vapautemme”
Most Politically Free: 5,220th Largest Black Market: 8,551st Largest Publishing Industry: 9,608th
10.436 billion Jyvaskylani. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Go away! We don't want you here!”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,349th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6,078th Highest Disposable Incomes: 6,159th
5.278 billion Hakkestanians. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Unity”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,413th
3.435 billion Emilia the Heroans. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,314th Largest Insurance Industry: 9,921st Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12,077th
2.952 billion Oraziex Eronians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Love is only for the strong”
Nudest: 2,288th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,407th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,450th
2.645 billion Nolovyans. Compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
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