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EPIC CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Loyalty leads to Glory !”
Fattest Citizens: 114th Most Corrupt Governments: 114th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 122nd
9.646 billion Petz. Public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Loyalty leads to Glory !”
Fattest Citizens: 114th Most Corrupt Governments: 114th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 122nd
9.646 billion Petz. Public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Freedom. Justice. Peace.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 416th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 555th Safest: 733rd
16.202 billion Sheika. Smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“There are many races, but one nation.”
Most Devout: 89th Most Corrupt Governments: 252nd Lowest Crime Rates: 256th
10.435 billion Askralians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Omnes enim peccaverunt et egent gloriam Dei”
Most Armed: 621st Largest Gambling Industry: 754th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 765th
1.641 billion Hennesseeans. Keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“As one, or none.”
Best Weather: 737th Most Secular: 1,381st Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,869th
20.733 billion Riechese. State-planned economy, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“State”
Most Stationary: 4,777th Largest Populations: 16,288th
11.104 billion Kingstownians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“All must kneel... now we shall worship the Holy Fallout”
Most Authoritarian: 2,060th Most Extreme: 5,654th Most Income Equality: 7,077th
6.242 billion Divine Bomblasts. State-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Paradies”
Largest Populations: 757th Highest Economic Output: 3,351st Most Secular: 8,871st
32.334 billion Kar Mauserians. Frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Defend for peace and work for prosperity.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,544th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,622nd Highest Drug Use: 1,643rd
11.612 billion Jepches. Infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,274th
6.773 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Aur'ocy shath'r'i tskan sha Tau'va.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,829th Largest Black Market: 5,224th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,892nd
8.468 billion Tophat Empireans. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Give me a tool, and I can topple a god.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,400th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,738th Highest Poor Incomes: 5,232nd
6.775 billion VCMR citizens. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Order, Stability, Progress !”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 442nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 935th Largest Mining Sector: 1,191st
2.36 billion Patrians. Pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“The enemies of man can not stand before us”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,829th Most Authoritarian: 11,008th Most Secular: 11,968th
1.665 billion Invicterrusians. Frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Subordination is Equality | Disregard is Dissidence”
Most Secular: 745th Most Conservative: 840th Largest Retail Industry: 964th
1.756 billion Anexorans. Pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I do that”
Most Average: 11,595th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,410th
1.637 billion Embarrassedians. Burgeoning raccoon population.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.”
Most Conservative: 933rd Most Authoritarian: 4,993rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,599th
738 million Inquisitors of The Emperor. Barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and avowedly heterosexual populace.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Mögen Feinde zu unseren Füßen zerbröckeln!”
137 million New-Monikalians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-Leaning College State
“Power to the Simulated People!”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,124th Largest Retail Industry: 7,872nd Most Rebellious Youth: 10,391st
1.136 billion Achavaroids. Barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE