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Patrick on a Seahorse's Deck
Patrick on a Seahorse has 110 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All in the world is magic.”
WA
34.9b16,581t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Money, Power, Respect!”
13.6b15,171t
SEASON TWO
EPIC CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“I Am The People”
19.9b7,205t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Mottos are bad for you”
29.1b7,565t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
WA
34.54 billion Tierra del Quesoans. Daily referendums, national health service, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Freedom is oppression”
15.8b9,018t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Knowledge is Refuge from Adversity”
WA
14.6b3,780t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Many people, one nation, one state, shared prosperity.”
WA
6.91b1,667t
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“To lead is to serve ☭”
WA
8.73b1,431t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
10.5b3,157t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“No Gods, Only Sapience”
7.98b2,130t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Berpancang Amanah Bersauh Marwah”
5.78b1,421t
SEASON TWO
RARE CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Scientia imperia est, scientia libertas est”
16.7b1,353t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Land of Traditions”
15.8b1,655t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Never allow anyone to harm those dear to you”
WA
15.5b1,661t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Je Maintiendrai la République”
26.9b3,934t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Money, Power, Personal gain!”
30.3b4,880t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“One for all, All for One”
29.4b6,602t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Demand the future”
WA
18.3b3,123t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Lost in a sea of trees”
10.9b910t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Vivere alto. Vivere attraverso la Zaibatsu”
18.3b3,422t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN”
14.0b1,701t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Semper Vigilis”
WA
11.5b1,662t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Day to day”
12.8b621t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“In the Sky We Stand”
12.7b1,119t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Allow the purity of darkness to guide you”
11.0b440t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Laissez les bons temps rouler”
12.0b1,140t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Ott Liberteiê e roßæsak”
8.61b2,397t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I didn't do it”
WA
6.925 billion Wooleystanians. Daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“חופש הדמוקרטיה, חירויות הרפובליקה, צדקת השילוש.”
4.134 billion Christians. Otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
