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LEGENDARY CARDS

Capitalizt
“Власть принадлежит народу”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 182nd Least Corrupt Governments: 184th Nicest Citizens: 199th
12.342 billion Norsk. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Hoist the black flag!”
Chan Island was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 264
Most Influential: 1,749thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,439thLargest Black Market: 6,429th
8.71b844t
SEASON TWO

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Oderint, Dum Metuant”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th Safest: 6th Lowest Crime Rates: 58th
34.732 billion Tartarians. Public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Just kidding!”
19.632 billion Bots. Complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For all whom miss 1908.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 75thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 113th
34.3b13,528t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters”
Lowest Crime Rates: 39th Healthiest Citizens: 49th Most Cultured: 67th
14.469 billion Kratosians. Rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“the light at the end of the tunnel is hell”
Largest Populations: 136th Highest Crime Rates: 153rd Most Armed: 161st
34.433 billion Maniacans. Unlimited-speed roads, prohibition of alcohol, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Ork, ork, ork”
Least Corrupt Governments: 10th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29th Most Rebellious Youth: 29th
32.532 billion Scottrickians. Daily referendums, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“In God we trust.”
Safest: 28th Most Pacifist: 30th Most Advanced Public Education: 38th
13.15 billion Chemung. Daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy.
Corporate Police State
“Peace through Power”
Fattest Citizens: 12thLargest Gambling Industry: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th
16.7b10,309t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Annuit Coeptis”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 241stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 328thFattest Citizens: 375th
31.1b9,615t
Left-wing Utopia
“Potentia Populi”
Most Developed: 460thLongest Average Lifespans: 527thHealthiest Citizens: 561st
11.5b2,711t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Death to Seagulls!”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 54thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55thSmartest Citizens: 64th
16.3b8,261t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Moo! Cowmmunism!”
Most Inclusive: 88thMost Advanced Public Education: 113thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 158th
7.13b1,431t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Bless the Light for our Queen”
Nicest Citizens: 241stMost Compassionate Citizens: 255thMost Inclusive: 299th
6.24b1,868t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Strength through Love and Equality”
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,042ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,173rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,734th
21.4b2,862t
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th Most Influential: 71st Most Efficient Economies: 347th
20.128 billion Cattishes. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hail to the Almighty Empress!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 102ndLargest Mining Sector: 271stLargest Insurance Industry: 295th
9.40b3,574t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Aeternum Imperator of Simeonia”
11.231 billion Andarians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ancora Imparo”
Most Rebellious Youth: 207th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 695th Most Cheerful Citizens: 799th
29.636 billion Minnesconsinites. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Homo homine lupus est”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,154th Largest Black Market: 1,405th Most Efficient Economies: 1,510th
16.586 billion Young Wolvesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“We are tired of our motto.”
Largest Populations: 61stMost Cheerful Citizens: 94thLargest Welfare Programs: 241st
36.8b3,404t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Pending...”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 213th Highest Drug Use: 225th Most Politically Free: 323rd
32.603 billion NS Puppet Masterians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
Democratic Socialists
“I always win....it's tedious”
Most Stationary: 710thLargest Populations: 2,018thMost Influential: 8,412th
29.0b976t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Diversitas Noster Fortitudinem”
Most Inclusive: 227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 277thMost Rebellious Youth: 329th
14.2b3,859t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Morale has never been higher since we got rid of hope!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 97th Most Primitive: 142nd Largest Gambling Industry: 236th
10.973 billion Petramallasians. Closed borders, teetotalling pirates, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Not all who wander are lost.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 614thMost Advanced Public Education: 638th
12.5b1,882t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Fortis in sanguine”
Most Cultured: 227thLargest Publishing Industry: 240thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 360th
12.3b3,597t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Serve your Emperor”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 226th Most Influential: 436th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,476th
9.491 billion Necromonians. Anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Pandas for Socialism”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 152ndLargest Welfare Programs: 219th
10.4b1,658t
SEASON TWO
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