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EPIC CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Consider, Idealize, Skepticize, Apsire”
8.709 billion Mechos. Otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.”
Largest Retail Industry: 530th Most Ignorant Citizens: 595th Most Devout: 603rd
18.156 billion Ethel mermanians. Ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Antagonize All Others”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 704th Most Compassionate Citizens: 795th Best Weather: 803rd
6.662 billion Antaganists. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“We have the technology... And the money for that matter”
5.65 billion Nakkarians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Paper is obsolete”
20.187 billion Allurians. Frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Another ”
Most Stationary: 6,125th Largest Black Market: 6,506th Largest Populations: 9,690th
14.116 billion Ramatupacsians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Fractions. What fractions?”
Nudest: 1,016th Largest Populations: 1,602nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,440th
28.959 billion Fractional Anomalyians. Anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours”
Most Stationary: 2,054th Highest Drug Use: 2,114th Most Income Equality: 2,823rd
14.613 billion Galdusians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Stationary: 5,251st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,097th Most Average: 12,996th
10.779 billion Walstrom-Greveans. Complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Travel far. Live Well. Die Rich.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,397th Best Weather: 6,985th Most Cultured: 7,121st
7.322 billion Balduinians. Daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Victory through strength, strength through unity.”
4.372 billion Ublanans. Zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You shook me all night long”
Most Average: 1,976th Most Stationary: 15,284th
5.421 billion Promlandians. Burgeoning crow population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Progressus et Victus”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,103rd Most Inclusive: 1,504th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,561st
5.206 billion Greater Neo-Mongolians. Daily referendums, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Right knows no boundaries, and justice no frontiers.”
2.576 billion Warklandians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Deinceps In Caelum”
Largest Retail Industry: 1,267th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,510th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,177th
2.231 billion Northwestinghamshireans. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Burn, baby, burn.”
Most Armed: 2,635th Largest Populations: 7,999th Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,103rd
15.589 billion Flogistonians. Compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Sometimes we have cookies...”
Largest Populations: 1,509th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5,924th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,447th
29.316 billion Salvation Cookieans. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Scandinavian ambassador”
18.07 billion Starians. Avant-garde cinema, flagrant waste-dumping, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,456th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,544th
6.768 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 904th Highest Drug Use: 924th Most Extreme: 1,206th
6.734 billion Mundus Primeans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Glory Through Battle!”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,622nd Largest Gambling Industry: 6,265th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,896th
5.023 billion Mandalorian Commandosians. Keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Intelligence et compassion”
6.157 billion Yokioans. Lack of airports, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Peace in our time.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,642nd Most Subsidized Industry: 4,462nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,600th
4.348 billion Ankhs. Infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“REPUBLICANS”
3.372 billion Canadians. Anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Per aspera ad astra”
Least Corrupt Governments: 11,356th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,540th
2.53 billion Bessians. Complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“In Veritate Libertas”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,310th Nicest Citizens: 3,407th Most Pacifist: 3,673rd
5.178 billion Elidothi. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Nobilitas Moralitas Solus Est”
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,601st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,675th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,880th
3.274 billion Italians. Triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Слава Арстотцка!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,863rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,840th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,013th
4.733 billion Arstotzkans. Avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Twirling Toward Freedom With Hula Hoops”
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,665th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,723rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,635th
4.62 billion Stukus Alleberdians. Pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“By The People For The People”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,619th Most Devout: 3,932nd Largest Gambling Industry: 3,947th
4.623 billion Conservitopistanians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.
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