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EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Initium Sapientae est timor Domini”
Safest: 34th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th Largest Mining Sector: 97th
29.598 billion Westburnians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“United in independence.”
Rudest Citizens: 158th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 179th Highest Crime Rates: 233rd
16.536 billion Gaspacians. Rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Sui Generis”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 484th Nicest Citizens: 521st Least Corrupt Governments: 628th
7.547 billion Jeubite Proletarians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.

RARE CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Burn! Burn! Burn!”
Largest Mining Sector: 2,270th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,951st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,153rd
17.01 billion Libertarian Survivorsians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Niemand greift mich ungestraft”
Least Corrupt Governments: 848th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,265th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,029th
12.553 billion Rombergians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Endorse me for Delegate!”
Largest Black Market: 12,196th
10.616 billion Delegateans. Burgeoning Approval population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“No. 5 Alive”
Most Extreme: 395th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 642nd Highest Drug Use: 660th
12.275 billion Johnny Fiveans. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
Left-wing Utopia
“You are the universe in ecstatic motion”
Most Income Equality: 6,383rd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,027th Most Stationary: 13,195th
6.03 billion Sufis. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Chance favors the prepared mind.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,405th Most Secular: 2,465th Largest Black Market: 2,531st
13.626 billion Valkyians. Parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Your money is my money!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,493rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,966th Most Pro-Market: 2,085th
13.835 billion Aahrusians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television.
Right-wing Utopia
“For Victoglory!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,253rd Largest Insurance Industry: 5,944th Largest Gambling Industry: 6,590th
14.816 billion Ulmians. Compulsory military service.
Anarchy
“War together”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,198th Largest Populations: 5,851st Most Politically Free: 8,263rd
18.129 billion Herzegovinieans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Meglio un giorno da leone che cento da pecora.”
Largest Populations: 7,896th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,485th
15.64 billion Abruzzians. Burgeoning lion population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ever Vigilant, Never Faltering”
12.178 billion Serderis. Sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 637th
7.573 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Dílis d'ar nOidreacht.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,312th Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,562nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,987th
12.075 billion Clareans. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Follow the dawnstar”
Largest Populations: 14,775th
11.734 billion Winterpineans. State-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Carpe Diem”
Most Stationary: 3,931st Most Influential: 9,747th Largest Black Market: 12,636th
11.782 billion Walyians. Complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Honor”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,727th Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,715th Most Stationary: 7,666th
11.55 billion Z0RR0ians. Complete lack of prisons and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Mystics in Silent Light”
Most Stationary: 4,430th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,422nd Largest Welfare Programs: 12,443rd
11.361 billion Metinans. Complete lack of prisons.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We're doomed”
3.958 billion prisoners. Fear of technology, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For the Emperor!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,534th Largest Welfare Programs: 3,253rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,607th
9.102 billion Lizardians. Keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Semper Addicendi”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,714th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,268th Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,165th
7.816 billion Novarians. Rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
Libertarian Police State
“...”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 906th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,195th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,177th
7.222 billion Yokciq Empireans. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Every Man a King, Every King a Servant”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,861st Most Politically Free: 5,298th Most Devout: 5,461st
5.182 billion Xelsisians. Daily referendums, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“What is dead may never die”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,011th Most Authoritarian: 13,694th Most Conservative: 16,896th
4.872 billion Drowned Godians. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Asdf”
Most Average: 2,652nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,374th
4.673 billion Gal-1ians. Burgeoning asdf population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Deus Per Rege”
Most Primitive: 307th Most Ignorant Citizens: 499th Most Devout: 635th
1.944 billion Urbis Deians. Aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Yum, yum I sure do love me some democracy”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 773rd Most Influential: 1,992nd Best Weather: 6,695th
1.537 billion Tommatitoans. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,311th Largest Welfare Programs: 14,938th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,036th
9.011 billion Parhasques. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
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