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144.30 Miniplenty's trades...
Miniplenty's Deck
Miniplenty has 306 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obedience is Man's Greatest Strength”
7.437 billion Free Joyers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns”
15.771 billion Khalite. Barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ignorance is Strength.”
10.012 billion Upper-Africans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Freedom is slavery”
12.159 billion Corporated Citizens. Public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“vivat. crescat. floreat”
6.752 billion eurasians. Complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Veni, Vidi, Vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered)”
6.061 billion Oceanians. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Encouraging War, Ignorance, Slavery and Propaganda.”
4.811 billion Main Nation Ministryians. Closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nemo Me Impune Lacessit (Wha daur meddle wi' me?)”
12.184 billion Mians. Soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“📻 Who controls the past controls the future 🚀”
15.632 billion Oceanians. State-planned economy, public floggings, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Et tu, Brute?”
12.929 billion Miniluvers. Compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obedience is Happiness”
10.935 billion citizens. State-planned economy, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Zhànzhēng jí hépíng! Zìyóu jí núyì! Wúzhī jí lìliàng!”
11.408 billion Eastasians. Pith helmet sales, fear of technology, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“War is Peace”
11.253 billion Concordians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Big Brother Is Watching”
4.039 billion Yahiyans. Prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE