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1.27 Max Empire's trades...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Bush sucks!”
Most Cultured: 4th Smartest Citizens: 5th Largest Governments: 11th
32.633 billion Goodnamesarerareans. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Proudly defending innocent regions & nations since 2003”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 144th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 165th Most Advanced Public Transport: 188th
33.949 billion Hopians. Ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“State”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 662nd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 799th Highest Drug Use: 818th
10.027 billion Sinjorenians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“May It Be Worthy of the Name”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 464th Largest Insurance Industry: 625th Largest Black Market: 762nd
7.154 billion Oclxaryans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and conspicuous electricity pylons.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“United by the sea”
Most Inclusive: 520th Most Compassionate Citizens: 882nd Nicest Citizens: 902nd
6.07 billion Federal southern citiesians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Pater Patriae”
Most Stationary: 2,547th Largest Populations: 6,783rd Largest Black Market: 9,274th
16.837 billion Peacopotamians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“What's the hoodle in this toodle?”
Most Stationary: 1,441st Largest Populations: 6,419th Most Influential: 9,849th
17.272 billion Noodle Consumptionians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“RIP”
Most Stationary: 3,762nd Largest Populations: 6,256th
17.504 billion Christian Hollyians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Dare We Say”
Most Stationary: 2,642nd Largest Populations: 10,973rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,818th
13.339 billion Otahenans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“For Jotunheim!”
Most Stationary: 2,954th Most Income Equality: 3,198th Most Politically Free: 10,499th
12.827 billion Jotunheim Defenderians. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,052nd Largest Black Market: 12,548th Largest Populations: 14,249th
11.988 billion Anti-Communist Citizensians. Burgeoning Death's-head hawkmoth population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Love, peace, unity”
Most Extreme: 230th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 770th Highest Drug Use: 789th
10.623 billion Sarians. Absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Shippin' Up to Boston”
Most Stationary: 6,693rd
9.416 billion Sox Fans. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Mankind must move into space!”
Most Stationary: 8,181st
8.218 billion spacenoids. Burgeoning Haro population.
SEASON ONE
Mother Knows Best State
“Amor Patriae Nostra Lex”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 906th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,052nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,320th
3.723 billion Estonlandians. National health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Sample”
Most Stationary: 1,096th Largest Populations: 5,185th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,784th
19.182 billion Sample Nationians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Remembering When”
Largest Populations: 1,705th Largest Black Market: 6,820th Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,159th
28.54 billion Nordehausians. Compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Pure blood”
Most Stationary: 5,265th Largest Black Market: 8,999th Largest Populations: 9,408th
14.351 billion Aryan Guardians. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Pierce the Veil and All Reveals Itself.”
Most Stationary: 1,719th Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,626th Largest Populations: 7,845th
15.668 billion Panians. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“a little to the right”
Largest Populations: 4,111th Largest Mining Sector: 5,886th Largest Gambling Industry: 7,806th
21.106 billion Lansoldaleans. Barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“S.I.P.”
Largest Populations: 8,777th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,787th Most Primitive: 16,153rd
14.915 billion Punktopians. Rampant corporate plagiarism.
Democratic Socialists
“Get up!”
Nudest: 1,204th
10.538 billion Febeans. Enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 1,856th Most Primitive: 16,590th
9.33 billion ROG-1ians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“War... war never changes”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,589th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,376th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,783rd
8.786 billion Kriegzerstorten. Public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We come in peace”
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,390th Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,943rd Largest Publishing Industry: 4,158th
5.823 billion Chrymerions. Pith helmet sales, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Tempus Fugit”
Most Authoritarian: 114th Most Conservative: 175th Most Extreme: 289th
6.401 billion Quentin Compsonians. Restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Timenan Artillery Is Guided By God”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,705th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,720th Most Influential: 3,977th
3.866 billion Timenans. Pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Iudicates Futurum Nos”
Most Inclusive: 4,173rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,811th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,828th
4.01 billion Diverglotians. National health service, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Keep looking to the sky for my return, then be judged”
Most Primitive: 6,482nd
3.741 billion Celestials. Ban on automobiles, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Hatina Semper”
Most Secular: 1,540th Most Advanced Public Education: 3,653rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,132nd
2.902 billion Hainauans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports.
SEASON ONE
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