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EPIC CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“From our cold, dead fingers”
Most Efficient Economies: 62nd Fattest Citizens: 112th Highest Economic Output: 182nd
33.963 billion Allaneans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Live Free or Die Trying”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 168th Most Avoided: 221st Largest Information Technology Sector: 253rd
21.541 billion Freedom Fascistsians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Outta my way!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 39th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58th Highest Economic Output: 66th
32.424 billion RightWingConservatives. Keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“KING OF GODS”
Highest Poor Incomes: 15th Largest Black Market: 32nd Highest Average Incomes: 66th
13.53 billion AIS. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads.
Capitalist Paradise
“Excelsior”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 52nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 190th Smartest Citizens: 192nd
22.831 billion Peterandians. Public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“In God We Trust”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 150th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 278th
12.189 billion Hyper-Americans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 84th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd
12.038 billion Mediobogdumians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Peace through the Ship”
Most Pacifist: 697th Most Scientifically Advanced: 781st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 842nd
9.377 billion Anglo-Americans. Keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Semper Exploro”
Largest Publishing Industry: 218th Largest Black Market: 510th Most Rebellious Youth: 763rd
13.541 billion Muricans. National health service, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“...yearning to breathe free.”
Most Stationary: 134th Largest Populations: 749th Most Influential: 5,333rd
32.365 billion Lady-Libertyians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Freedom is a Right”
Most Stationary: 619th Largest Populations: 2,702nd Largest Gambling Industry: 5,110th
24.95 billion Pearlynians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Nation before state”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 268th Highest Drug Use: 280th Most Politically Free: 393rd
18.769 billion Erinouakians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Always on the right side of history.”
Largest Populations: 808th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,910th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,509th
32.15 billion Hannis. Public floggings, daily referendums, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Without, We All Fall Down”
Most Stationary: 728thLargest Populations: 1,003rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,979th
33.1b1,878t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Who dares tread upon thee?”
Most Efficient Economies: 2,515th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,623rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,985th
12.877 billion Hectonians. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Freedom through Unity”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,011th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,049th Most Avoided: 1,148th
12.491 billion Americans. Frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“E Pluribus Jesus”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 958th Most Avoided: 1,104th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,163rd
8.858 billion Wrights. Deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Making 'Murica Hate Again!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 907th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 983rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,033rd
5.873 billion Muricans. Keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
Left-wing Utopia
“Beyond all reason 🌌”
Most Inclusive: 454th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 886th Most Cheerful Citizens: 929th
5.884 billion Samborians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Per aspera ad astra”
Most Secular: 254th Largest Governments: 432nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 456th
5.847 billion Americans. Anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“E pluribus unum”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 134th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 194th
5.051 billion Americans. Pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Oderint dum metuant”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224th Most Influential: 556th Largest Retail Industry: 673rd
3.512 billion Adamantiusians. Unlimited-speed roads, aversion to nipples, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Audaces fortuna iuvat”
Rudest Citizens: 5,011th Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,021st Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,747th
3.205 billion Remdorians. Frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Yes ma'am”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,322nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,791st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,274th
2.187 billion North Atlantians. Museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs.

RARE CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Make it so!”
Most Efficient Economies: 48th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 568th Largest Black Market: 607th
22.966 billion Trekies. Smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Security, Peace, Justice: For these We Strive”
Most Efficient Economies: 195th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,065th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,178th
11.626 billion Mesogirians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You want our guns? Come and take them!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 313th Most Efficient Economies: 586th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,039th
19.178 billion Zah Ha Doomians. Compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Liberty. Diversity. Equality.”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,443rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,737thHealthiest Citizens: 2,390th
16.9b3,181t
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Bang”
Largest Populations: 621stLargest Mining Sector: 2,645thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,382nd
34.8b2,806t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“E Pluribus Unum”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 753rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 850th Most Efficient Economies: 1,697th
16.241 billion Americans. Strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
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