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EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre!”
Most Inclusive: 104th Largest Welfare Programs: 117th Most Developed: 131st
15.971 billion Zulankans. Daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Authoritarian countries can not be trusted!”
Largest Governments: 60th Most Cultured: 75th Safest: 78th
11.679 billion Kyldellians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Work is love, work is life.”
Safest: 111th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 147th Highest Average Tax Rates: 157th
8.895 billion Korklandians. Anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Every mind should be blown at least once a day”
Most Efficient Economies: 413th Most Subsidized Industry: 554th Largest Black Market: 561st
16.666 billion Sagenaustians. Ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Forever Red”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 943rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,001st Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,233rd
13.85 billion Rosovians. Museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Salus populi suprema lex esto!”
Least Corrupt Governments: 145th Most Rebellious Youth: 191st Most Cheerful Citizens: 247th
23.661 billion Abarastanians. Otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Citizens rejoice! Your Lord and Master stands on high!”
Most Devout: 389th Most Ignorant Citizens: 401st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 411th
6.08 billion Champlostians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Nudest: 124th Largest Publishing Industry: 231st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 338th
24.453 billion Nudist Dreamlanders. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Peace and quiet.”
Most Rebellious Youth: 552nd Largest Populations: 1,218th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,780th
30.365 billion Zeparians. Strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Pax et Justitia”
Least Corrupt Governments: 317th Largest Publishing Industry: 440th Most Inclusive: 488th
8.676 billion Maple Islanders. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Underground living, and proud of it!”
Healthiest Citizens: 187th Most Inclusive: 190th Most Compassionate Citizens: 214th
8.491 billion Rainbow Ponies. Anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Catch the Infection today!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,658th Largest Black Market: 5,037th Highest Crime Rates: 6,165th
14.192 billion Zombies. Smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Always one for the pot ”
Most Stationary: 495thLargest Agricultural Sector: 694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,137th
28.8b4,378t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Paradise”
Most Stationary: 2,412th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,774th Largest Insurance Industry: 9,064th
13.793 billion Dutch Bottomians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Never be ronery again.”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 575th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 956th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,234th
13.243 billion Fagetessians. Public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“In the name of the People”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 438thHighest Drug Use: 452ndMost Politically Free: 663rd
15.3b633t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Peace Progress Prosperity”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,198th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,375th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,417th
12.908 billion Kelians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Niemand greift mich ungestraft”
Least Corrupt Governments: 848th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,265th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,029th
12.553 billion Rombergians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“World”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,321stMost Stationary: 4,898thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,847th
12.6b550t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“E Pluribus Unum”
Most Average: 1,007th Most Stationary: 5,733rd Most Influential: 10,820th
10.309 billion Guard 49ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.”
Most Stationary: 5,888th Most Income Equality: 10,305th Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,647th
10.124 billion Tibetans. State-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Over Five-Billion Enslaved™”
Largest Insurance Industry: 627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 667thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,441st
7.61b2,030t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Aslovaniūs cūos Lomit”
8.99 billion Azimuthaleans. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Sup?”
Most Extreme: 80th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,052nd Highest Drug Use: 1,074th
8.268 billion Whatsians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I am past scorching”
Most Stationary: 9,195th Most Average: 11,356th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,095th
7.548 billion Ahab revisitedians. Burgeoning white whale population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,008th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,453rd Largest Welfare Programs: 13,250th
6.545 billion Benevolents. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 11,441st Most Stationary: 12,092nd
6.351 billion IRoAfgians. Burgeoning laughing swordfish population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Let it be”
Most Secular: 598th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 641st Largest Retail Industry: 717th
5.183 billion SIMERINGIS. Keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“You Can't Stop Progress”
Most Pro-Market: 2,182ndMost Politically Free: 2,186thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,145th
7.21b292t
Father Knows Best State
“Für der Kaiser und Vaterland !”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,201st Most Developed: 3,518th Healthiest Citizens: 3,968th
4.578 billion Americans. National health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
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