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LEGENDARY CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Sane, Sensible and Sound”
Game Mod
Most Cheerful Citizens: 126th Largest Populations: 171st Healthiest Citizens: 807th
34.298 billion Katgani. Pith helmet sales, national health service, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?”
Highest Average Tax Rates: 60th Largest Welfare Programs: 63rd Most Developed: 67th
15.721 billion Stovilians. Soft-spoken computers, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“With Justice For All”
Largest Publishing Industry: 273rd Smartest Citizens: 305th Most Developed: 311th
26.379 billion Belarians. Daily referendums, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I have approximate knowledge of many things.”
Editor
Highest Crime Rates: 660thMost Rebellious Youth: 957thMost Armed: 1,205th
16.8b1,725t
SEASON TWO

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Deo Vindice”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 443rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 532ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 639th
15.2b4,871t
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Ehhh, we'll do it tomorrow”
Largest Welfare Programs: 180thMost Pacifist: 208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 222nd
18.7b5,450t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Long live the Empire!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 218th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 485th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 505th
22.485 billion Xemnariusians. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Here We Stand”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 380th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 402nd Highest Economic Output: 516th
30.183 billion Lutherans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Strength Through Unity, Unity Through Faith”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th Highest Poor Incomes: 10th Largest Black Market: 22nd
14.306 billion Rommandans. Frequent executions, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
Largest Populations: 27th Most Stationary: 33rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82nd
34.915 billion Armacorians. Deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and conspicuous electricity pylons.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“It is better for a man to be afraid than happy”
Safest: 54th Lowest Crime Rates: 69th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 78th
30.47 billion Harus. Smutty television, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Gokigenyou onee sama”
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th Most Pacifist: 4th Safest: 5th
29.683 billion Marimiteans. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET”
Largest Insurance Industry: 209th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 226th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 249th
26.231 billion Onderkelkians. Smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Kümmere dich darum, wohin du trittst.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 121stLargest Mining Sector: 128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 317th
13.6b4,365t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“51% the people may take away the rights of the other 49”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 119th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 251st
8.09 billion Communsitians. Compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
Left-Leaning College State
“Unity, Duty, Destiny”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 509thMost Advanced Public Transport: 647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 728th
10.1b1,653t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Unseen, unheard, unknown”
Most Inclusive: 324th Most Compassionate Citizens: 397th Safest: 418th
7.308 billion Unidentified Citizens. Otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“To Enforce the Peace, Sacrifice is Necessary”
Most Influential: 45th Most Scientifically Advanced: 266th Most Subsidized Industry: 327th
7.087 billion Tasmanians. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and national health service.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Brazil Above Everyone, God Above All”
Most Efficient Economies: 185th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 394th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 510th
14.93 billion Free Americans. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Our will is impenetrable!”
Most Efficient Economies: 479th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,166th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,343rd
19.91 billion Imperials. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Friendship is Magic!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 165thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 206thMost Ignorant Citizens: 269th
17.1b4,676t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Future is Now.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 436th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 658th Most Cultured: 973rd
14.067 billion Zombodiceans. Strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We are Cute, You are Happy”
Most Influential: 748th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 773rd Most Beautiful Environments: 841st
28.38 billion Kawaiians. Enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“One Nation, Under Christ”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,911th Most Stationary: 2,426th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,560th
13.737 billion Christian Unionists. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“All Hail the great and powerful Ziggie from Nantucket”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 736th Highest Economic Output: 737th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,472nd
29.15 billion Valencourtians. Ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“they don't like me...”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 287th Highest Crime Rates: 624th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 953rd
19.847 billion Persona Non Gratans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“I'm So Green”
Largest Populations: 1,706th Most Influential: 6,916th Largest Black Market: 13,775th
28.534 billion Munchlaxians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“We are tired of our motto.”
Largest Populations: 72nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 85th Best Weather: 229th
34.729 billion Aratlibians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“antagonistically altering skylines of unwilling planets”
Largest Populations: 543rdMost Influential: 7,054thMost Authoritarian: 9,428th
35.1b861t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Home”
Most Politically Free: 425th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 447th Most Pro-Market: 447th
24.183 billion Cheurs Pliaidsians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
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