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Malkotistan's Deck

Malkotistan has 95 cards: 7EPICS 12ULTRA RARES 29RARES 32UNCOMMONS 15COMMONS Value...

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EPIC CARDS

Democratic Socialists
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 73rd Largest Welfare Programs: 80th Largest Governments: 84th
16.147 billion Sastennites. Soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Australians all let us rejoice”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 52nd Highest Crime Rates: 61st Most Armed: 77th
14.451 billion Commonwealth of Ausians. Aversion to nipples, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Life Comes From-The Sun-Comes From The Tree”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 49th Nicest Citizens: 64th Most Compassionate Citizens: 81st
20.936 billion Shirakahnians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
Largest Retail Industry: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd
34.181 billion Mackintoshians. Smutty television, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“ఇది ప్రపంచం”
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 209th Most Developed: 245th Healthiest Citizens: 266th
11.952 billion Penanians. Rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television.
Corporate Police State
“Efficiency through Executions”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 131st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 296th Fattest Citizens: 321st
8.626 billion Hackers. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Death to all Fanatics!”
Highest Crime Rates: 110th Most Rebellious Youth: 140th Most Armed: 156th
8.218 billion Florilandians. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Sciemus Non Metus”
Most Efficient Economies: 115th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 426th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 462nd
16.942 billion Arbiters. Aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“We Will Flog You”
Largest Black Market: 195th Most Primitive: 244th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 254th
13.33 billion Demons. Public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Amicitia est Veneficus”
Most Influential: 491st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 619th Most Cheerful Citizens: 976th
16.423 billion Untspahns. Complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Terra Mariq Potens”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 35th Highest Drug Use: 43rd Most Politically Free: 57th
31.571 billion Joli Rougeans. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
New York Times Democracy
“In this place will I abide, unto the world's ending”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 517th Largest Information Technology Sector: 587th Most Developed: 615th
14.735 billion Aristemeans. Complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ne Illegeitematum Te Carborundum!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69th Largest Populations: 367th Most Cheerful Citizens: 765th
33.695 billion Troonians. Museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“They paved paradise and put up a parking lot”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 398th Most Stationary: 535th
31.318 billion Skoda Driversians. Complete lack of public education, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Hercules”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 907th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 955th Largest Insurance Industry: 982nd
20.898 billion Douglas C-130ians. Flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Go Hard or Go Home”
Most Stationary: 1,223rd Largest Populations: 2,930th Highest Economic Output: 4,178th
24.159 billion JayBAgzians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“The paranoid man is often the safest...”
Largest Mining Sector: 759th Largest Black Market: 815th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 818th
10.311 billion Iryllians. Parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“The Emperor Protects...”
Most Secular: 570th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 633rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,088th
8.954 billion Imperials. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“We don't like yer kind round here..”
Highest Crime Rates: 231st Largest Gambling Industry: 268th Most Armed: 318th
8.248 billion Forgotten. Feral children, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Ever Forwards!”
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,068th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,109th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,146th
16.298 billion Vulklanders. Rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Avec la grāce de Dieu”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,712th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,129th Most Stationary: 3,604th
14.972 billion Valmontians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Eenheid, gerechtigheid, vrijheid”
Most Influential: 247th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,540th Healthiest Citizens: 1,802nd
11.596 billion Zuid-Limburgians. Zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“RIP”
Most Stationary: 4,308th Largest Populations: 5,165th Largest Black Market: 11,616th
19.205 billion Aggressiveans. Barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Welcome to Liberalia!”
Largest Populations: 2,873rd Most Stationary: 5,670th Highest Economic Output: 7,873rd
24.362 billion Falacerians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Up Periscope”
Most Stationary: 3,514th Largest Black Market: 6,612th Largest Populations: 7,330th
16.224 billion Dick and Peterians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Justice. Paix. Travail”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 889th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,135th Most Efficient Economies: 1,699th
23.118 billion Mobutu Sese Sekoans. Ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Bahia”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 150th Highest Drug Use: 161st Most Politically Free: 231st
21.354 billion Propietarioans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“True to Country”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 644th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,815th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,557th
7.136 billion HMS Ellistonians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Libertarian Police State
“Extramadura”
Most Stationary: 3,100th Largest Insurance Industry: 7,186th Largest Populations: 12,352nd
12.681 billion Nova Leonians. Compulsory military service and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“For Progress”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,119th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,149th Safest: 1,424th
11.58 billion Wayward Unionians. Otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
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