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1.22 Laocracy's trades...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“Valiyos, be Strong!”
WA
25.984 billion Kriovallers. Ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Vae Victis”
Delegate
27.971 billion Romans. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Responsibility, Duty, Honor And Sacrifice For Peace.”
15.282 billion Odinburghians. Ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Avarice, the spur of industry.”
17.388 billion Kcalbites. Sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Si tibi molestum caeli venite ad Zargovia!”
WA
29.579 billion Zargovians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Anything for the corporation.”
14.505 billion Cossmanians. Closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Morte ao capitalismo! Viva o SOCIALISMO!”
WA
17.746 billion Portuguese Workersians. Ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Å||:PØw(3)r:+Ø:+h(3):kØm:u:n(3)§”
13.564 billion blakniteas. Teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“I ain't no hollaback wolf [LWU]”
29.772 billion Evil Wolves. Strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Thar be land lubbers out thar!”
33.264 billion Navigators. Ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Dosst jiv'undus zhah ussta loff'tarien”
24.432 billion Xukuthites. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Technology, Science and Socialism for Prosperity.”
WA
8.643 billion Azurians. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
““Words save our lives, sometimes.””
5.016 billion Oceanites. Anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Fire and Blood”
16.623 billion Croxocans. Ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Vivat, Crescat, Floreat”
WA
18.8b2,370t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”
WA
29.937 billion Darakini. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“This has all happened before, it will all happen again”
33.696 billion Lakarianites. Pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger”
15.17 billion Pakistanis. Public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Forward.”
33.732 billion Austrivs. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Death is lifes way of saying you're fired! April 2003”
34.186 billion Broughdomians. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Same As It Ever Was”
23.937 billion Trolls. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum”
WA
27.138 billion Lethenians. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Furthermore, I think that Carthage must be destroyed.”
15.667 billion Tlaceceyayans. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Tyranny by Majority
“Peace, Love, Harmony, Compassion”
26.747 billion True Christians. Ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Everyone sucks but us”
WA
27.625 billion Millopolesi. Daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“We are shaped by fate just as we shape it.”
24.67 billion Spectarians. Pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“RIP”
11.547 billion Leinster Headers. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The La-li-lu-le-lo..?!”
34.441 billion Arsenal Gearians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Nulli expugnabilis hosti”
28.397 billion Bloatnikovians. Strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Think for yourself !”
18.9b2,967t
SEASON TWO
