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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“City of Sin”
Highest Crime Rates: 557th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 598th Most Armed: 676th
22.452 billion Niniveans. Rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Kill or be killed”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 207th Healthiest Citizens: 350th Largest Publishing Industry: 467th
6.851 billion Brythonic Archipelagoans. Ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
Most Rebellious Youth: 414th Least Corrupt Governments: 471st Largest Publishing Industry: 597th
18.378 billion Toumbiots. Rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Alles Erdreich ist Österreich untertan”
Most Average: 961st Most Stationary: 5,571st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,342nd
10.557 billion Austrian Indians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 984th Most Stationary: 5,618th
10.468 billion Line-1ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Shall Man and Animal live in peace”
Nicest Citizens: 924th Most Compassionate Citizens: 968th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,236th
7.083 billion Veganvilleans. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“De Oempa Loempas zullen zich wreken!”
Most Stationary: 2,037th Largest Populations: 6,340th Most Influential: 8,704th
17.38 billion Lampegatians. Burgeoning beftekkel population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A Land of Perfection”
Largest Insurance Industry: 704th Largest Retail Industry: 2,375th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,610th
12.246 billion Pantorrans. Deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“See the future. Be in present. Remember the past”
Nudest: 813th Most Influential: 2,206th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,962nd
3.55 billion Visegradians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“All the mothers watch their children in horror”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 456th Most Armed: 1,302nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,600th
2.277 billion brutalized carbon mounds. Strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“XX Invictia!”
1.051 billion East Pacificans. Burgeoning fish population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Fire. Hot.”
Largest Mining Sector: 13,031st Largest Black Market: 13,924th Most Rebellious Youth: 15,588th
10.572 billion Amorians. Compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Quam pura nites”
Most Stationary: 8,934th
10.836 billion Cavesians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Blobfish is Freedom”
4.04 billion BlobfishUltimateans. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Make bad arguments”
2.626 billion Arr-there-be-carsians. Public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“And don't you forget it ;)”
Most Conservative: 10,735th Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,611th Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,636th
3.31 billion Zooms. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“I'm in love”
Most Devout: 8,916th Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,195th
2.724 billion LeiaBabyians. Museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema.
Capitalist Paradise
“Liberty, Life, And The Prosecution of Tyranny”
1.507 billion Children Of God. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Freedom for all Trevors everywhere.”
442 million Trevors Kingdomians. National health service, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“Mission Accomplished”
801 million Dokkaebians. Keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“All Hail Ferulic The Creator of World”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,776th Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,128th Most Developed: 4,144th
1.88 billion Great Butonians. Zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Coummnisum before family”
1.195 billion coummnists. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“United We Stand!”
331 million Federal Soldier of Sortalasia 3ians. Burgeoning You population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Surely some revelation is at hand”
405 million GilGang23ians. Burgeoning Vulture population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation