Trading Cards
Earn Trading Cards by answering issues. Each issue has a chance of granting a new pack!
Junk cards you don't want and receive a small amount of bank by tapping the top flag area!
Buy and Sell cards in the Market!
Gift a card to any nation by paying a transfer fee!
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Kangaroo Card Storage's Deck
Kangaroo Card Storage has 50 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Corporate Police State
“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”
18.005 billion Cerberionites. Smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Worldrankings: First and last.”
33.56 billion HC Eredivisieans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I have a cunning plan...”
33.819 billion Saugeenians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Senatus Populusque Romanus”
10.896 billion Diodoneans. Anti-smoking policies, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”
26.915 billion Cubans. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“ahooohoohoohoo”
13.835 billion Arleneeans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Opes per victorum”
8.111 billion Vaktarians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“We protect our own”
9.007 billion Arrivedercians. Rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Vote early, vote often”
6.511 billion wraiths. Rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We are one with the universe.”
6.952 billion Stratusfearians. Complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Portugal cannot into great”
5.598 billion Weak Portuguese. Avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“In Satan I Trust”
4.55 billion doomed souls. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Corporate Police State
“In Hoc Signo Vinces”
12.443 billion Germans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
New York Times Democracy
“Dhivehi Raajjeyge Jumhooriyya”
13.504 billion Dhivehians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The outer space belongs to us!”
8.735 billion Poles. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“El Pueblo Unido Jamas Sera Vencido”
8.369 billion Free People. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
6.592 billion Benevolents. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
6.073 billion Benevolents. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Praised be upon the Lord Herlakes.”
4.975 billion Floris. Daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ländle”
14.37 billion Baden-Württemberger. National health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“What Can Brown Do For You?”
28.61 billion United Parcel Serviceans. Complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“RIP”
17.835 billion 00000000000000000ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Glory to the Free State!”
19.789 billion Chodean Kalites. Parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Strength to the Nation”
9.466 billion Prussians. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Hey! Excuuuuse Me Princess!”
6.677 billion Hylians. Museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Brussel Sprouts!”
6.301 billion Brussels Sproutians. Deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Workers of the world, unite!”
5.578 billion Red Army of the USSRians. Burgeoning bear population.
SEASON ONE