by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Trading Cards

Earn Trading Cards by answering issues. Each issue has a chance of granting a new pack!

Junk cards you don't want and receive a small amount of bank by tapping the top flag area!

Buy and Sell cards in the Market!

Gift a card to any nation by paying a transfer fee!

Read more thrilling details in the FAQ!

8.65 K9ation's trades...


“Somebody threw a dead dog after him down the ravine.”
Highest Crime Rates: 11th Most Armed: 17th Most Rebellious Youth: 24th
27.605 billion Grand Miltonians. Rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion.
Corporate Police State
“Freedom or Death. Blood and Honor.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 151st Largest Agricultural Sector: 161st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 326th
16.26 billion Iron Dogians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
Democratic Socialists
“Land Labour Liberty”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 89th Nicest Citizens: 95th Largest Publishing Industry: 136th
24.379 billion Biotopians. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Father Knows Best State
“For Honor, Duty, and Vengeance”
Most Subsidized Industry: 37th Largest Black Market: 80th Largest Mining Sector: 84th
10.54 billion Titans. Smutty television, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime.
Corporate Bordello
“We strive for economic superiority.”
Rudest Citizens: 84th Largest Retail Industry: 116th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 323rd
6.154 billion Charcoaltropolisians. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and pith helmet sales.


Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“It has to be done for the sake of history”
Most Stationary: 639th Largest Populations: 2,298th Most Influential: 7,850th
26.181 billion Red Back PMians. Zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We Borgia are always threatened, and always survive.”
Most Subsidized Industry: 152nd Largest Black Market: 546th Most Advanced Public Education: 752nd
11.889 billion Catholics. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Dieu et mon droite”
Most Primitive: 441st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 734th Most Devout: 847th
8.004 billion SantAntoninoans. Lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
Father Knows Best State
“The Emperor Protects...”
Most Secular: 570th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 633rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,088th
8.954 billion Imperials. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Risus in Faciem Morta”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,174th Most Inclusive: 1,425th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,624th
6.727 billion Mortisians. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare.


Corrupt Dictatorship
“Make it so!”
Most Efficient Economies: 48th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 568th Largest Black Market: 607th
22.966 billion Trekies. Smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
Democratic Socialists
“Neque Crudelem Neque Ignavae”
Most Efficient Economies: 396th Healthiest Citizens: 583rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 795th
14.911 billion Freshmen. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
“Upwards and Beyond”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 296th Highest Drug Use: 308th Most Politically Free: 436th
15.131 billion Houghton Franklynians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
Democratic Socialists
“Join the glorious Eastern Roman Empire !!”
Most Stationary: 688th Largest Populations: 3,217th Most Influential: 12,027th
23.513 billion 01 ERE Embassy22ians. Burgeoning double headed eagle population.
Father Knows Best State
“Veni, Vidi, Visa”
Largest Populations: 1,147th Highest Economic Output: 1,754th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,732nd
30.625 billion Sisu Arshuans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Corporate Bordello
“The Eternal State”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 671st Most Pro-Market: 671st Most Stationary: 5,885th
16.04 billion Ebedians. Spontaneously combusting cars.
Left-wing Utopia
“Integrity, Prosperity, Ecology”
Least Corrupt Governments: 553rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 907th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 917th
9.169 billion Pantherans. Avant-garde cinema, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
Most Stationary: 2,849th Largest Populations: 11,706th
12.973 billion TCOL33ians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
Right-wing Utopia
“Deo, patriae, et familia”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,185th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,388th Most Efficient Economies: 2,883rd
12.33 billion Bananamen. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions.
Mother Knows Best State
“ Oh, for the love of Christ - - just do it!”
Most Stationary: 9,808th Largest Populations: 13,546th Largest Black Market: 14,251st
12.269 billion Queendomites. Public floggings, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
Most Stationary: 3,536th Largest Populations: 13,693rd
12.196 billion GU33ians. Compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare.
Democratic Socialists
“Enim Incolumitas Per Sanitas”
Healthiest Citizens: 507th Best Weather: 643rd Safest: 821st
13.395 billion Zakuvians. Anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare.
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 652nd Highest Drug Use: 670th Most Politically Free: 962nd
11.48 billion Alocians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Democratic Socialists
“Glacies Et Ultio”
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,382nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,763rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,400th
8.729 billion Glocteans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ar gyfer y gogoniant ein tir!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,275th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,328th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,861st
8.401 billion Anglo-Welsh People. Daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws.
Corporate Police State
“Work for what you want, and you'll benefit greatly.”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,690th Most Armed: 5,341st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,601st
7.589 billion Caldeirans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program.
Democratic Socialists
“Victory is in a simple soul”
Most Inclusive: 452nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 999th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,095th
7.572 billion Sunsurbians. State-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
Left-Leaning College State
“Ryūkyū Ōkoku”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,512th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,159th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,278th
7.43 billion Ryukyuans. Compulsory military service and absence of drug laws.
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,663rd Largest Gambling Industry: 10,296th Most Stationary: 11,136th
6.664 billion Fendas. Absence of drug laws.
Psychotic Dictatorship
Most Authoritarian: 146th Most Conservative: 219th Most Extreme: 240th
5.688 billion Batouans. Irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.