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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!”
Smartest Citizens: 1st Most Cultured: 3rd Lowest Crime Rates: 8th
32.885 billion Aleisyrians. Otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
Safest: 166th Highest Economic Output: 183rd Lowest Crime Rates: 274th
32.586 billion Chindari. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Senatus Populusque Pacificus”
Highest Poor Incomes: 426th Most Corrupt Governments: 752nd Lowest Crime Rates: 776th
11.315 billion Pacificans. Zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 208th Most Influential: 348th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,506th
22.338 billion Drugged Monkeys. Daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Moving forwards”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 57th Most Efficient Economies: 596th Highest Disposable Incomes: 745th
18.276 billion kaeths. Daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“In Nuclear Weapons We Trust”
6.171 billion Derphurristanians. Keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corrupt Dictatorship
“The capitalists will sell us the rope used to hang them”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 108th Lowest Crime Rates: 438th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 540th
19.106 billion subjects. Avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and frequent executions.
Right-wing Utopia
“A geyser freed from its earthly mantle.”
7.015 billion Culter Deis. Anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Semper Vigilans”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 70th Most Scientifically Advanced: 75th Most Secular: 152nd
19.442 billion citizens. Digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I might not know the answer, but I know how to find it.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 216th Most Inclusive: 303rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 602nd
17.719 billion Patrons. Digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Through adversity to the stars”
Most Influential: 388th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,790th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,215th
14.05 billion Roseians. Deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Do you have the little nuke inside?”
Most Devout: 159th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 160th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 318th
22.308 billion Beinirhamsters. Triple-decker prams, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“If you don't see the fnord, it can't eat you”
14.439 billion fnorders. Ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Drang nacht osten”
Most Stationary: 143rd Largest Populations: 760th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,457th
32.327 billion Macedoineans. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“More Money”
Largest Gambling Industry: 125th Most Armed: 410th Highest Crime Rates: 473rd
8.047 billion Salacious Fecundityians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“King of Kings, Nation of Nations, Empire of Empires”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,008th Fattest Citizens: 1,037th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,040th
21.612 billion subjects. National health service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“God Save the Queen”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 585th Highest Drug Use: 603rd Most Politically Free: 879th
7.679 billion RHW xxixians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
New York Times Democracy
“In the name of God, On guard !”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th Most Devout: 28th
10.095 billion Thorvelers. Zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 548th Safest: 626th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 724th
9.486 billion Nubianicans. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Unify the Multiverse of NS”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th Most Influential: 65th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,764th
8.673 billion First French Franciniteses. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Workers of the world, unite!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 416th Most Pacifist: 710th Most Compassionate Citizens: 715th
7.749 billion Dogardians. Compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Blizzity blang, yo.”
6.408 billion Blitzers. Rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“You guys take this too seriously”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 403rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 502nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 592nd
6.519 billion Yymeans. Smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums.
Corrupt Dictatorship
“You must sacrifice what you hold dear to protect it”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 530th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 876th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,218th
5.971 billion Erendians. Parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Together we are Stronger”
Largest Welfare Programs: 559th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 651st Most Pacifist: 908th
6.6 billion Gramont-Ornieresians. State-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television.
Corporate Police State
“Victoria elegit nos.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 310th Largest Insurance Industry: 596th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 642nd
4.335 billion Uwharians. Zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Extremism, in the Defense of Liberty, is no Vice!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 239th Largest Gambling Industry: 252nd Most Armed: 259th
5.932 billion Americans. Rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Life, Freedom and Prosperity”
4.68 billion Varkriegians. Anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Stregnth through unity, unity through stregnth”
5.488 billion Newjorias. Keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“Never go into a strange oven without an exit strategy!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 267th Largest Retail Industry: 522nd Fattest Citizens: 643rd
5.714 billion Monster Mash. Complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
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