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EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“We don't need no stinkin' motto!”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th Largest Insurance Industry: 62nd Fattest Citizens: 68th
28.603 billion Alien Magicians. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Vitam manus Oceanus astris scientia”
Least Corrupt Governments: 168th Safest: 338th Most Rebellious Youth: 389th
15.397 billion Oceanusians. Smutty television, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Booty time, booty time! Across the USA!”
Most Stationary: 274th Largest Populations: 313th Highest Drug Use: 2,203rd
33.853 billion Booty Timeans. Absence of drug laws and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Are ya ready, kids?”
Largest Populations: 350th Most Stationary: 713th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,117th
33.758 billion Bradnationites. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“There are many races, but one nation.”
Most Devout: 89th Most Corrupt Governments: 252nd Lowest Crime Rates: 256th
10.435 billion Askralians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Neminem curis”
Safest: 819th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,567th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,766th
10.147 billion Evadians. Keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Life is like a bubble”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,932nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,029th Largest Mining Sector: 4,964th
17.074 billion Anarchic Pioneersians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Defesa e Justiša”
9.038 billion Kratzer Ground Forcesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and complete lack of prisons.
Capitalizt
“This is MY Spot! Understand Me? MINE!”
7.342 billion Abdulhafidians. Pith helmet sales, public floggings, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Power”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 730th Highest Drug Use: 749th Most Extreme: 788th
7.377 billion Dorion Lacedaemonians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“The seas are our strength”
Most Stationary: 6,282nd Most Influential: 16,888th
9.648 billion Marineses. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“For the Empire, For the Kaiser and for Yogcastiana”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,937th Most Rebellious Youth: 6,991st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,407th
7.775 billion Yogcastianans. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“History is awake, writing the triumph of Zawikhiztan”
Most Subsidized Industry: 4,942nd Most Inclusive: 5,242nd Most Developed: 5,612th
5.087 billion Zawikhs. Zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Swords and Dragons!”
Most Average: 188th
6.883 billion Kinsaleans. Burgeoning dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Colorado Avalanche”
Most Average: 278th Largest Insurance Industry: 10,264th Largest Populations: 11,768th
12.941 billion Avalancheans. Burgeoning Yeti population.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Mashed Potato do the Alligator”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,392nd Largest Populations: 11,261st Best Weather: 12,965th
13.197 billion 1000 Dancesians. Punitive income tax rates.
Left-Leaning College State
“LibertÚ, ╔galitÚ, FraternitÚ”
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,148th Largest Publishing Industry: 10,126th Safest: 13,015th
10.637 billion Frenchponies. Ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
Democratic Socialists
“Strength Wisdom Freedom”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,771st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,856th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,065th
7.807 billion Zenivans. Museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Be safe”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,505th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,558th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,690th
3.492 billion AKRLians. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants.

COMMON CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,679th Largest Welfare Programs: 7,990th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16,684th
8.46 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.”
Largest Insurance Industry: 5,321st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,779th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,889th
6.794 billion Americans. Frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Patience is a slow killer”
4.469 billion Beautiful girlsians. Burgeoning fox population.