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0.09 Its Hell's trades...

Its Hell's Deck

Its Hell has 49 cards: 1EPIC 2ULTRA RARES 3RARES 22UNCOMMONS 21COMMONS Value...

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“give of their own, to learn from the other.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th Largest Welfare Programs: 23rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 39th
13.244 billion Kanorians. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We landed!”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,630th Largest Black Market: 1,817th Most Efficient Economies: 2,214th
13.381 billion Moonbase IVians. Frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“animus in consulendo liber”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 447th Largest Welfare Programs: 682nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 711th
8.633 billion Anarborans. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“AHA”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 658th Highest Drug Use: 676th Most Politically Free: 968th
11.707 billion Tuizentflootians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Libertate et iustitiae”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,726th Nicest Citizens: 1,770th Most Pacifist: 2,073rd
3.63 billion Ramonicans. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A good government gives all for it's people.”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 398th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,573rd Largest Welfare Programs: 3,788th
2.113 billion Happsboroughans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Let Justice be done though the Heavens should fall.”
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,205th Best Weather: 2,542nd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,590th
17.65 billion Novaya Russia 2152ians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“On a quest...”
Most Stationary: 2,512th Largest Black Market: 5,869th Most Influential: 8,123rd
13.736 billion Lions. Disturbing lack of elderly people, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Conservative Democracy
“An Oasis in the Middle of Your Need.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,180th Largest Populations: 7,356th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,419th
16.2 billion The Sybesians. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Munus splendidum mox explebitur”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 578th Most Pro-Market: 578th Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,561st
14.869 billion Markland Battle Harborians. Spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“From the stars, knowledge”
Largest Publishing Industry: 951st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,970th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,356th
16.099 billion Planets and Planetoidsians. Daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Relax and enjoy your life now”
Most Stationary: 3,915th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,549th Most Rebellious Youth: 11,642nd
12.787 billion Kenegans. Rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Cogito Ergo Sum”
Most Stationary: 3,979th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,089th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,903rd
12.53 billion Knarghyans. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Einer für alle”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,264th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,367th Best Weather: 5,925th
9.481 billion Aeronians. Ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“One nation, one voice; no more, no less.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,290th Safest: 6,572nd Most Stationary: 8,434th
8.978 billion Talkistanis. Museums and concert halls, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Orange”
Nudest: 648th Largest Black Market: 15,909th
10.643 billion Grietians. Unlimited-speed roads, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“The bosses do not work; neither shall they eat.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,756th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,114th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,363rd
9.398 billion Teksins. Daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,665th
6.974 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Gloria va al Valiente”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,014th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,458th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,037th
8.451 billion Lyserians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Ag Tógáil Náisiúin an Chomhionannais”
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,572nd Least Corrupt Governments: 3,722nd Most Rebellious Youth: 4,093rd
8.315 billion Dwarves. Keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“E Pluribus Unum”
Most Average: 11,385th Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,303rd Most Stationary: 15,131st
5.516 billion Guard 132ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A leader's legacy is a reflection of their personality.”
4.179 billion Qwertyuiopians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“We Have Cows”
Most Armed: 1,560th Most Secular: 3,130th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,253rd
3.818 billion Frenetics. Compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and compulsory vegetarianism.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Loyalty to The Crown over all!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,408th Most Devout: 1,569th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,671st
3.211 billion Maripuuans. Ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“God First”
Most Devout: 11,327th Largest Insurance Industry: 11,789th
3.149 billion Christian States of Americans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Yeah, we're pretty great”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 728th Most Pacifist: 829th Least Corrupt Governments: 894th
2.809 billion O-Brokians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ck: Ðespaaŕ | Dv: Ðespaţţ | Js: Despëir”
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,796th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,392nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,491st
2.529 billion cekoviulas. Complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Touchdown.... home run.... slam dunk.... sports?”
Most Authoritarian: 897th Most Extreme: 2,852nd Most Conservative: 2,939th
2.419 billion Sports Managers. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,748th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,540th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,463rd
9.203 billion Parhasques. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“State”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,846th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,494th Most Pro-Market: 10,218th
6.295 billion Sitsiliyans. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
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