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0.26 Ischaemia's trades...

Ischaemia's Deck

Ischaemia has 42 cards: 1EPIC 3ULTRA RARES 11RARES 24UNCOMMONS 3COMMONS Value...

EPIC CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“The beatings will continue until morale increases”
18.313 billion Sith Masters. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Bolder tries”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 160th Highest Drug Use: 171st Most Politically Free: 245th
13.991 billion South China Seans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Libertarian Police State
“Love, and Love to be Loved”
6.463 billion Buqueans. Public floggings, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 131st Largest Mining Sector: 156th
3.261 billion ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️. Barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets.

RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Unrivaled”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 791st Most Efficient Economies: 953rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,624th
15.821 billion Jedori. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Meaninglessness without end”
Most Average: 48th Largest Populations: 9,191st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,458th
14.557 billion Asyluuminarians. Burgeoning Bag of Squirrels population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For What it is Worth”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,197th Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,002nd Largest Populations: 12,910th
12.491 billion Isaac Abrahamians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“One People, One Party, One Purpose”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,067th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,081st Largest Black Market: 1,105th
11.527 billion Kaitjanese. Complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Canadian Expeditionary Force”
8.78 billion Vimy Ridge Memorialians. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ex Unitate Vires”
Most Average: 951st Most Stationary: 5,561st
10.485 billion Suedafrikans. Burgeoning springbok population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.”
Most Average: 1,003rd Most Stationary: 5,675th
10.408 billion Rawhideans. Burgeoning gold population.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Amplectere Mortem!”
Largest Retail Industry: 185th Fattest Citizens: 267th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 407th
4.153 billion Wolves. Closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and zero percent divorce rate.
Capitalist Paradise
“If you're not Jeb, you're doing it wrong”
2.617 billion Jebpanians. Keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalizt
“For our Queen - For the Empire - For Dramanian!”
2.857 billion Dramese. Otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Imperial Andarian Navy!”
1.221 billion Andarians. National health service, prohibition of alcohol, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For His Majesty and The Empire!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,211th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,545th Highest Economic Output: 3,996th
16.673 billion Common Territoriesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Father Knows Best State
“Arbeiter aller Lšnder - Steh auf, und Sturm brich los!”
Largest Populations: 5,731st Most Corrupt Governments: 6,147th Best Weather: 7,577th
18.296 billion Ianderians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Who cares, whatever!”
Largest Populations: 2,496th Highest Economic Output: 2,574th Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,776th
25.576 billion Starkasians. Public floggings, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nothing really belongs to us, but time.”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 529th Highest Drug Use: 546th Most Politically Free: 805th
4.105 billion Slitians. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Loyal and Brave”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,675th Most Stationary: 8,882nd Largest Populations: 13,435th
12.309 billion Geldrans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,366th
6.712 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Sword or pen, we conquer all.”
5.593 billion Esloitanians. Pith helmet sales, national health service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“Qui Vult Libertas”
Most Rebellious Youth: 5,220th Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,342nd Nudest: 7,075th
6.269 billion Libertians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extreme: 158th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,219th Highest Drug Use: 1,245th
5.732 billion Thomas Westians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Our patience will achieve more than our force.”
Most Extreme: 220th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,229th Highest Drug Use: 1,255th
5.658 billion White Warriorians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Here we shall be rich in money and in mind.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 637th Largest Agricultural Sector: 874th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,352nd
4.53 billion New Gamnans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“A brighter shore awaits”
2.945 billion Dudlanians. Infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Right-wing Utopia
“Careful Thought breeds Prosperous Victory”
3.708 billion Nelmezzoans. Ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Lie freely, think before you tell the truth”
Nudest: 860th Most Influential: 4,432nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,675th
4.018 billion Hord Sipperityians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Love, Friendship, Freedom... A pooka needs these things”
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,532nd Nicest Citizens: 2,248th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,266th
3.819 billion Tandashans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
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