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Hurtful Thoughts's Deck
Hurtful Thoughts has 125 cards. Value...
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EPIC CARDS
WA
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Desert Living At It's Finest”
13.101 billion Borrego Springsians. Lack of airports, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
WA
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“You can't escape politics, everything is political”
11.612 billion Kyldellians. Ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Tomorrow hasn't been so terrible”
7.808 billion Divine Deerlings. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“Nothing that can be killed survives an entire belt...”
16.922 billion Froxians. Ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Nothing that can be killed survives an entire belt...”
19.0b4,551t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Hurt 'em plenty!”
28.902 billion Hurties. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Hurt 'em plenty!”
31.0b6,170t
SEASON TWO
Hurt 'em plenty!
42.0b
Capitalist Paradise
8,560t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Protects - Guards - Acts”
15.345 billion Millorgians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
WA
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Desperate, but not helpless.”
WA
12.1b4,518t
SEASON TWO
WA
WA
Capitalist Paradise
“God Only Knows”
8.32b2,404t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Better dead than red”
2.396 billion Qetans. Deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
WA
RARE CARDS
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Everything is calculated, leave no variable unattended.”
10.334 billion Nyorone. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war.”
15.599 billion WH40k Nerds. Zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Allah, Sūriyya, Bashar wa bas!”
20.835 billion Syrians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“8 more than you.”
36.1b584t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“mmmmummmmer-KE,”
21.05 billion Mummerkeans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Still to come”
19.5b539t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Unitáte inportet civilitatem”
13.9b1,902t
SEASON TWO
