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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Bite Me”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Rebellious Youth: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 1st
30.232 billion Blogotopians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Anarchy
“Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings”
Rudest Citizens: 7th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14th Highest Crime Rates: 15th
18.952 billion Andarians. Smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All The Boys Think It's Cake When They Taste My WooHoo!”
14.569 billion Kingdomits. Lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Out of the many, rise the few”
Most Subsidized Industry: 47th Largest Black Market: 56th Largest Information Technology Sector: 117th
12.866 billion Wentsworthians. Aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“In Trimm we Trust”
Most Stationary: 843rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,189th Safest: 1,415th
20.885 billion Trimmanians. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Lux cúli dux noster”
10.578 billion Vṛndāvanans. Frequent executions, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 311th Largest Black Market: 386th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 475th
9.973 billion Heiseans. Frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Labour is freedom”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 505th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 587th Largest Black Market: 755th
6.123 billion Gothiscanzans. Teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Good luck living here”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 148th Most Devout: 172nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 255th
2.687 billion Puppets. Closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and enslaved workforce.

RARE CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“I thank whatever Gods may be for my unconquerable soul”
18.404 billion Invictusians. Ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Vindicas bellatoribus casis aequitatis.”
Most Influential: 638th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 923rd Largest Black Market: 955th
7.788 billion Riostians. Vat-grown people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions.
Corporate Police State
“Let our nation shine”
Largest Insurance Industry: 919th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 953rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 984th
7.168 billion South-East Antarcticans. Compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television.
Left-Leaning College State
“Keep Calm and Study On”
Class
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,741st Most Rebellious Youth: 4,562nd Least Corrupt Governments: 4,645th
4.298 billion Burnsonians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“We must never stop, for the stars are always ahead.”
Most Efficient Economies: 198th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,229th Most Armed: 2,288th
17.224 billion Caslites. Keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“We Didn't Start The Fire!”
14.166 billion Imperials. Soft-spoken computers, enslaved workforce, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“If men were Angels, government would not be needed.”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 740th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,166th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,692nd
15.895 billion Aldundians. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
New York Times Democracy
“Independentiae vel Mors”
Most Influential: 1,818th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,834th Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,506th
7.146 billion Lucenzians. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency.
New York Times Democracy
“Insert text”
Most Devout: 3,008th Best Weather: 7,393rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,724th
6.828 billion ognitians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Her Majesty on her Throne, All's Well with the Imperium”
5.168 billion Kabaticans. Anti-smoking policies, conspicuous electricity pylons, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Strive for Success”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,259th Most Influential: 3,402nd Least Corrupt Governments: 6,362nd
5.419 billion Kevotopians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Democratic Socialists
“Pro Patria”
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,760th Most Influential: 3,357th Most Inclusive: 3,476th
6.211 billion Kosovjans. Smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Science for the Science God!”
2.25 billion Falfosites. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Gandhi: Prophet in the streets; monster in the sheets.”
3.625 billion Angarvundians. Deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Calponia will Continue to Triumph”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,115th Most Influential: 1,195th Largest Retail Industry: 1,683rd
4.828 billion Calponians. Zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and public floggings.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“To eradicate death, we shall eradicate life!”
4.346 billion Savages. Closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Loyalty, Unity, and Determination”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,525th Most Influential: 2,044th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,889th
4.254 billion Astanians. National health service, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Lie freely, think before you tell the truth”
Nudest: 860th Most Influential: 4,432nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,675th
4.018 billion Hord Sipperityians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“A New Way Forward”
2.81 billion Kingdom of Winchesterians. Daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“You Have Nothing To Lose But Your Chains”
3.426 billion Marxists. Smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“The Region Comes Before Party”
Most Influential: 790th Rudest Citizens: 1,732nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,820th
3.406 billion Dependants. Rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
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