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55.87 Half-Milers's trades...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?”
Largest Welfare Programs: 32nd Safest: 32nd Most Developed: 34th
14.976 billion Dutchylandians. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Our upstream provider did it!”
Largest Mining Sector: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st
33.5b40,892t
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
Most Armed: 6th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th
34.42 billion Tremalkians. Ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All in the world is magic.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 6thMost Cultured: 8thSmartest Citizens: 18th
34.9b16,581t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Why bother?”
Most Stationary: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 17th
36.6b30,205t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th
34.338 billion Wulfens. Museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Mmm... Czech, please”
Largest Welfare Programs: 78thMost Advanced Public Transport: 80thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 91st
14.4b3,603t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th Highest Disposable Incomes: 29th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rd
28.467 billion Nova Hollandians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ye who dream of conquest, awaken and dream no more.”
Largest Populations: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 314thLargest Mining Sector: 359th
36.9b10,568t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí”
Mentor
Most Stationary: 1,181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,450thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,551st
21.6b2,657t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Socialists
“Glory to our gay utopia! Death to all homophobia!”
Highest Average Tax Rates: 84th Largest Governments: 127th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 157th
14.717 billion Reds. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
Most Devout: 1st Most Primitive: 1st Most Pacifist: 2nd
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Ponies and Humans Unite!”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 57th Most Developed: 61st Most Pacifist: 68th
15.599 billion Zachtians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“If we're all thinking alike then someone isnt thinking”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 134th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 137th Healthiest Citizens: 202nd
25.119 billion Stragalestranspetsians. Anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Si ça bouge pas,bouffe-le!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 51st Largest Gambling Industry: 85th
17.765 billion ventripotents. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sure....”
Largest Welfare Programs: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88thMost Rebellious Youth: 123rd
30.6b5,030t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Sousmatisse remout ar'ouais - In all we believe”
Most Influential: 179th Most Cultured: 728th Most Efficient Economies: 850th
12.982 billion Liègians. Daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sioux is a girl's name.”
Most Cultured: 7th Most Inclusive: 11th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd
23.279 billion Half-Milersians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Walk softly, and have a bigger Navy than everyone”
Most Cultured: 136th Largest Governments: 160th Smartest Citizens: 180th
14.78 billion Angry Boyos in Short Shorts. National health service, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“In Uranus we do things a bit differently”
Largest Insurance Industry: 109thLargest Agricultural Sector: 190thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 212th
24.3b9,911t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“My rights end where yours begin...”
Least Corrupt Governments: 8th Most Rebellious Youth: 11th Most Cultured: 19th
29.062 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians. Anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Flibble”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th
27.9b23,573t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Because we can”
Most Avoided: 365thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 495th
24.0b8,603t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th Highest Disposable Incomes: 17th
34.833 billion NakNakians. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gloom Over Dominated”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Devout: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th
15.2b6,949t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th
34.744 billion Islanders. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!”
Largest Populations: 53rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65th Highest Economic Output: 109th
34.787 billion Canucks. Museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Per freta hactenus negata”
Largest Publishing Industry: 21st Smartest Citizens: 36th Largest Populations: 38th
34.855 billion Obstinacyians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Sic semper tyrannis”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69th Least Corrupt Governments: 84th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 86th
29.642 billion New Varangians. Deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
Most Corrupt Governments: 6th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Largest Insurance Industry: 11th
25.226 billion Chris Hallians. Otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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