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55.87 Half-Milers's trades...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?”
WA
14.976 billion Dutchylandians. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Our upstream provider did it!”
33.5b40,892t
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
34.42 billion Tremalkians. Ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All in the world is magic.”
WA
34.9b16,581t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Why bother?”
36.6b30,205t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
34.338 billion Wulfens. Museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Mmm... Czech, please”
14.4b3,603t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt”
WA
28.467 billion Nova Hollandians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ye who dream of conquest, awaken and dream no more.”
36.9b10,568t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí”
Mentor
Delegate
21.6b2,657t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Socialists
“Glory to our gay utopia! Death to all homophobia!”
14.717 billion Reds. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Ponies and Humans Unite!”
WA
15.599 billion Zachtians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“If we're all thinking alike then someone isnt thinking”
WA
25.119 billion Stragalestranspetsians. Anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Si ça bouge pas,bouffe-le!”
17.765 billion ventripotents. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sure....”
WA
30.6b5,030t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Sousmatisse remout ar'ouais - In all we believe”
WA
12.982 billion Liègians. Daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sioux is a girl's name.”
23.279 billion Half-Milersians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Walk softly, and have a bigger Navy than everyone”
WA
14.78 billion Angry Boyos in Short Shorts. National health service, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“In Uranus we do things a bit differently”
24.3b9,911t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“My rights end where yours begin...”
WA
29.062 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians. Anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Flibble”
27.9b23,573t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Because we can”
24.0b8,603t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.833 billion NakNakians. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gloom Over Dominated”
15.2b6,949t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
34.744 billion Islanders. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!”
34.787 billion Canucks. Museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Per freta hactenus negata”
WA
34.855 billion Obstinacyians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Sic semper tyrannis”
29.642 billion New Varangians. Deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
25.226 billion Chris Hallians. Otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
